Learn the phallic secrets of DIA from the Third Eagle Of The Apocalypse
If you aren't seeing penis, you aren't trying hard enough.
Conspiracy theories about Denver International Airport are nothing new. Hell, our lovable circus-tent style air travel terminal is something of its own conspiracy-crackpot cottage industry, really. But just when you think you’ve heard everything—alien bases underground, New World Order connections, Satan’s own steed guarding the entrance—someone comes up with something new and even more wacky. Like cock—lots and lots of cock. That’s what’s got William Tapley (a.k.a. The Third Eagle Of The Apocalypse) worked up. Everywhere he looks at DIA, he sees penis. The man, who’s apparently some kind of Bible scholar and prophet, seems positively obsessed. (Hmm, fundamentalist Christians obsessed with penis. Where have we seen this before?) Don’t take our word for it. Let The Eagle tell you all about the penis himself.
