• First Knight

    Commentary Tracks Of The Damned First Knight

    "It probably wasn’t the best idea for me to be directing a movie about the Arthur legend."

    October 13, 2009 | 12:00am -

  • Street Fighter: The Legend Of Chun-Li

    Commentary Tracks Of The Damned Street Fighter: The Legend Of Chun-Li

    Deep thoughts about a dumb videogame adaptation.

    September 29, 2009 | 12:00pm -

  • Commentary Tracks Of The Damned The Informers

    "I don’t think hair even grows on [Amber Heard], except for her head."

    September 15, 2009 | 12:00am -

  • Surfer, Dude

    Commentary Tracks Of The Damned Surfer, Dude

    Like, Matthew McConaughey totally likes his own movie, you know, man?

    August 25, 2009 | 12:00pm -

  • End Of Days

    Commentary Tracks Of The Damned End Of Days

    1999: The year Schwarzenegger fought the devil.

    August 3, 2009 | 12:27pm -

  • Commentary Tracks Of The Damned Blade: Trinity

    Not everyone survived the third Blade movie, including the series.

    July 14, 2009 | 12:00am -

  • Oh, damn it.

    Commentary Tracks Of The Damned Friday The 13th, Part V: A New Beginning

    Can a slasher movie have boobs and murder and still be terrible?

    June 23, 2009 | 12:00am -

  • The Cat In The Hat

    Commentary Tracks Of The Damned The Cat In The Hat

    "It’s amazing how tedious rhymes become on camera."

    June 2, 2009 | 12:00pm -

  • The Spirit

    Commentary Tracks Of The Damned The Spirit (2008)

     Frank Miller adapting a comics classic: What could go wrong?

    April 28, 2009 | 12:46pm -

  • Commentary Tracks Of The Damned Fireproof

    The brothers behind Fireproof want you to know that their godliness is readily available at low, low prices.

    February 16, 2009 | 1:00pm -

  • Commentary Tracks Of The Damned An American Carol

    The right-wing comedy didn't leave audiences in stitches. But the commentary track might.

    January 8, 2009 | 11:01pm -

  • Commentary Tracks Of The Damned Postal

    Don't like Uwe Boll's Postal? He says the problem is you.

    September 11, 2008 | 2:04pm -

  • Commentary Tracks Of The Damned Georgia Rule

    How could a heartwarming comedy about incest and alcoholism have gone so wrong?

    June 25, 2008 | 11:02pm -

  • Commentary Tracks Of The Damned The Hottie & The Nottie

    Casting Paris Hilton was only the first of its problems.

    June 11, 2008 | 11:01pm -

  • Commentary Tracks Of The Damned Mad Money

    The plan was perfect. The film was not.

    May 22, 2008 | 1:04pm -

  • Commentary Tracks Of The Damned Awake

    Director Joby Harold dissects his own lifeless patient, a brief-yet-interminable thriller starring Hayden Christensen and Jessica Alba.

    May 1, 2008 | 11:32am -

  • Commentary Tracks Of The Damned Romance & Cigarettes

    Know who knows more about John Turturro's crazed musical than John Turturro? His 14-year-old son.

    April 10, 2008 | 1:00pm -

  • Commentary Tracks Of The Damned The Animal

    How could a movie with Rob Schneider, a Survivor cast member, bestiality jokes, and a PG-13 rating possibly go wrong?

    March 11, 2008 | 11:03pm -

  • Commentary Tracks Of The Damned Trust The Man

    A writer-director who knows women so well that he gets into their heads in between poop jokes.

    February 19, 2008 | 11:00pm -

  • Commentary Tracks Of The Damned Good Luck Chuck

    Dane Cook is right about what this commentary track turned into.

    January 21, 2008 | 11:06pm -

  • Commentary Tracks Of The Damned A Dennis The Menace Christmas

    Robert Wagner is very proud of this film.

    January 3, 2008 | 11:01pm -

  • Commentary Tracks Of The Damned Finder's Fee

    Writer-director Jeff Probst starts off happy with his film, then changes his mind. Much like everyone who tried to watch it.

    November 28, 2007 | 2:41pm -

  • Commentary Tracks Of The Damned The Number 23

    Want to hear Joel Schumacher hold forth on his misbegotten thriller, good mai tais, the price of cake, and possibly the kitchen sink? This commentary's for you.

    November 7, 2007 | 12:35pm -

  • Commentary Tracks Of The Damned The Condemned

    Our popular feature returns with (what else?) a movie starring a pro-wrestler.

    October 25, 2007 | 12:01am -

  • Commentary Tracks Of The Damned Looking For Kitty

    Edward Burns explains his method of churning them out.

    September 5, 2007 | 11:29am -

  • Commentary Tracks Of The Damned Delta Farce

    How many margaritas does it take to dull the guilt over having directed this dimwitted Larry The Cable Guy film? C.B. Harding tries to find out.

    August 22, 2007 | 12:04pm -

  • Commentary Tracks Of The Damned The Sentinel

    It looked so much like 24, And yet…

    August 8, 2007 | 4:43pm -

  • Commentary Tracks Of The Damned Baby's Day Out

    Writer John Hughes kept trying to recapture Home Alone's lightning in a bottle, but this lame baby adventure is more like a firefly in a sack.

    August 1, 2007 | 10:24am -

  • Commentary Tracks Of The Damned Shanghai Surprise

    A fan commentary suggests that with fans like these a movies doesn't really need detractors.

    July 11, 2007 | 2:50pm -

  • Commentary Tracks Of The Damned Primeval

    When a 7-Up pitchman, a giant alligator, and African warfare combine, what could possibly go wrong?

    June 27, 2007 | 2:06pm -