Commentary Tracks Of The Damned

  • Commentary Tracks Of The Damned The Ruins (2008)

    “It ends up being about suffering, which isn’t always that fun to wallow in.”

    May 23, 2011 | 12:00pm -

  • Commentary Tracks Of The Damned Burlesque (2010)

    It took a lot stitching to hold this movie together. And then just barely.

    April 4, 2011 | 12:00am -

  • I Spit On Your Grave (2010)

    Commentary Tracks Of The Damned I Spit On Your Grave (2010)

    Why remake one of the nastiest films ever made? Don't look for answers here.

    March 21, 2011 | 12:00am -

  • Snakes On A Plane

    Commentary Tracks Of The Damned Snakes On A Plane (2006)

    Somebody wanted this motherfucking audio commentary on this motherfucking DVD.

    February 28, 2011 | 12:00pm -

  • Heroes: “Brave New World” (2010)

    Commentary Tracks Of The Damned Heroes: “Brave New World” (2010)

    Talking through a series' ignoble end.

    February 7, 2011 | 12:00pm -

  • Commentary Tracks Of The Damned Repo Men (2010)

    What’s so funny about Jude Law stealing your organs?

    January 17, 2011 | 12:00pm -

  • Righteous Kill (2008)

    Commentary Tracks Of The Damned Righteous Kill (2008)

    Why did a team-up between two acting titans fizzle?

    December 20, 2010 | 12:00pm -

  • I'm Still Here (2010)

    Commentary Tracks Of The Damned I'm Still Here (2010)

    Inside the prank that prompted the world to issue a collective yawn.

    November 29, 2010 | 12:00pm -

  • Incubus

    Commentary Tracks Of The Damned Incubus (1966)

    William Shatner and others recall the first, and last, Esperanto horror movie.

    November 8, 2010 | 12:10pm -

  • Equilibrium (2002)

    Commentary Tracks Of The Damned Equilibrium (2002)

    When the screenwriter behind Sphere and Salt directed his first movie, he loved the film, but hated practically every shot in it.

    October 18, 2010 | 12:00pm -

  • Big Money Rustlas

    Commentary Tracks Of The Damned Big Money Rustlas (2010)

    Learn what Shaggy 2 Dope truly thinks of little people and other secrets.

    September 13, 2010 | 12:00pm -

  • Furry Vengeance (2010)

    Commentary Tracks Of The Damned Furry Vengeance (2010)

    What's dumber, this film or the director and star who keep competing to pretend they're dumber than each other?

    August 23, 2010 | 12:00pm -

  • The Boondock Saints II: All Saints Day (2009)

    Commentary Tracks Of The Damned The Boondock Saints II: All Saints Day (2009)

    Troy Duffy would like the world to know that his lead actress makes his pee-pee hard.

    August 2, 2010 | 1:01pm -

  • Spread

    Commentary Tracks Of The Damned Spread (2009)

    When gigolo loves prostitute, nobody wins. Especially not a depressed-sounding Ashton Kutcher.

    July 12, 2010 | 12:00pm -

  • Old Dogs (2009)

    Commentary Tracks Of The Damned Old Dogs (2009)

    The people behind Old Dogs don't realize they made a shitty movie.

    June 14, 2010 | 12:00pm -

  • X-Men: The Last Stand

    Commentary Tracks Of The Damned X-Men: The Last Stand

    Just keep talking, and maybe everyone will think it's great.

    May 10, 2010 | 12:00pm -

  • Did You Hear About The Morgans?

    Commentary Tracks Of The Damned Did You Hear About The Morgans?

    You know who doesn’t much like Hugh Grant movies? Hugh Grant.

    April 19, 2010 | 12:00am -

  • Outlander

    Commentary Tracks Of The Damned Outlander

    The Vikings-vs.-aliens movie never found its audience, even though its makers point out that it has something in common with Avatar.

    March 22, 2010 | 12:00pm -

  • Uwe Boll’s Far Cry

    Commentary Tracks Of The Damned Uwe Boll’s Far Cry

    Uwe Boll and others guide us through his latest act of Uwe Bollness.

    March 9, 2010 | 12:00am -

  • All About Steve

    Commentary Tracks Of The Damned All About Steve

    What happens when there are more laughs behind the scenes than on screen?

    February 15, 2010 | 12:00pm -

  • First Knight

    Commentary Tracks Of The Damned First Knight

    "It probably wasn’t the best idea for me to be directing a movie about the Arthur legend."

    October 13, 2009 | 12:00am -

  • Street Fighter: The Legend Of Chun-Li

    Commentary Tracks Of The Damned Street Fighter: The Legend Of Chun-Li

    Deep thoughts about a dumb videogame adaptation.

    September 29, 2009 | 12:00pm -

  • Commentary Tracks Of The Damned The Informers

    "I don’t think hair even grows on [Amber Heard], except for her head."

    September 15, 2009 | 12:00am -

  • Surfer, Dude

    Commentary Tracks Of The Damned Surfer, Dude

    Like, Matthew McConaughey totally likes his own movie, you know, man?

    August 25, 2009 | 12:00pm -

  • End Of Days

    Commentary Tracks Of The Damned End Of Days

    1999: The year Schwarzenegger fought the devil.

    August 3, 2009 | 12:27pm -

  • Commentary Tracks Of The Damned Blade: Trinity

    Not everyone survived the third Blade movie, including the series.

    July 14, 2009 | 12:00am -

  • Oh, damn it.

    Commentary Tracks Of The Damned Friday The 13th, Part V: A New Beginning

    Can a slasher movie have boobs and murder and still be terrible?

    June 23, 2009 | 12:00am -

  • The Cat In The Hat

    Commentary Tracks Of The Damned The Cat In The Hat

    "It’s amazing how tedious rhymes become on camera."

    June 2, 2009 | 12:00pm -

  • The Spirit

    Commentary Tracks Of The Damned The Spirit (2008)

     Frank Miller adapting a comics classic: What could go wrong?

    April 28, 2009 | 12:46pm -

  • Commentary Tracks Of The Damned Commentary Tracks Of The Damned: Fireproof

    The brothers behind Fireproof want you to know that their godliness is readily available at low, low prices.

    February 16, 2009 | 1:00pm -