Commentary Tracks Of The Damned

  • Commentary Tracks Of The Damned An American Carol

    The right-wing comedy didn't leave audiences in stitches. But the commentary track might.

    January 8, 2009 | 11:01pm -

  • Commentary Tracks Of The Damned Commentary Tracks Of The Damned: Postal

    Don't like Uwe Boll's Postal? He says the problem is you.

    September 11, 2008 | 2:04pm -

  • Commentary Tracks Of The Damned Commentary Tracks Of The Damned: Georgia Rule

    How could a heartwarming comedy about incest and alcoholism have gone so wrong?

    June 25, 2008 | 11:02pm -

  • Commentary Tracks Of The Damned Commentary Tracks Of The Damned: The Hottie & The Nottie

    Casting Paris Hilton was only the first of its problems.

    June 11, 2008 | 11:01pm -

  • Commentary Tracks Of The Damned Commentary Tracks Of The Damned: Mad Money

    The plan was perfect. The film was not.

    May 22, 2008 | 1:04pm -

  • Commentary Tracks Of The Damned Commentary Tracks Of The Damned: Awake

    Director Joby Harold dissects his own lifeless patient, a brief-yet-interminable thriller starring Hayden Christensen and Jessica Alba.

    May 1, 2008 | 11:32am -

  • Commentary Tracks Of The Damned Commentary Tracks Of The Damned: Romance & Cigarettes

    Know who knows more about John Turturro's crazed musical than John Turturro? His 14-year-old son.

    April 10, 2008 | 1:00pm -

  • Commentary Tracks Of The Damned Commentary Tracks Of The Damned: The Animal

    How could a movie with Rob Schneider, a Survivor cast member, bestiality jokes, and a PG-13 rating possibly go wrong?

    March 11, 2008 | 11:03pm -

  • Commentary Tracks Of The Damned Commentary Tracks Of The Damned: Trust The Man

    A writer-director who knows women so well that he gets into their heads in between poop jokes.

    February 19, 2008 | 11:00pm -

  • Commentary Tracks Of The Damned Good Luck Chuck

    Dane Cook is right about what this commentary track turned into.

    January 21, 2008 | 11:06pm -

  • Commentary Tracks Of The Damned A Dennis The Menace Christmas

    Robert Wagner is very proud of this film.

    January 3, 2008 | 11:01pm -

  • Commentary Tracks Of The Damned Finder's Fee

    Writer-director Jeff Probst starts off happy with his film, then changes his mind. Much like everyone who tried to watch it.

    November 28, 2007 | 2:41pm -

  • Commentary Tracks Of The Damned The Number 23

    Want to hear Joel Schumacher hold forth on his misbegotten thriller, good mai tais, the price of cake, and possibly the kitchen sink? This commentary's for you.

    November 7, 2007 | 12:35pm -

  • Commentary Tracks Of The Damned The Condemned

    Our popular feature returns with (what else?) a movie starring a pro-wrestler.

    October 25, 2007 | 12:01am -

  • Commentary Tracks Of The Damned Looking For Kitty

    Edward Burns explains his method of churning them out.

    September 5, 2007 | 11:29am -

  • Commentary Tracks Of The Damned Delta Farce

    How many margaritas does it take to dull the guilt over having directed this dimwitted Larry The Cable Guy film? C.B. Harding tries to find out.

    August 22, 2007 | 12:04pm -

  • Commentary Tracks Of The Damned The Sentinel

    It looked so much like 24, And yet…

    August 8, 2007 | 4:43pm -

  • Commentary Tracks Of The Damned Baby's Day Out

    Writer John Hughes kept trying to recapture Home Alone's lightning in a bottle, but this lame baby adventure is more like a firefly in a sack.

    August 1, 2007 | 10:24am -

  • Commentary Tracks Of The Damned Shanghai Surprise

    A fan commentary suggests that with fans like these a movies doesn't really need detractors.

    July 11, 2007 | 2:50pm -

  • Commentary Tracks Of The Damned Primeval

    When a 7-Up pitchman, a giant alligator, and African warfare combine, what could possibly go wrong?

    June 27, 2007 | 2:06pm -

  • Commentary Tracks Of The Damned The Holiday

    Everything's too big or too much in this overbudgeted, overlong romantic comedy; even the DVD commentators can't sit through the whole thing.

    June 20, 2007 | 2:31pm -

  • Commentary Tracks Of The Damned Gangs Of The Dead

    Does directing a movie with gangsta zombies in an abandoned warehouse qualify you as an expert on filmmaking?

    May 16, 2007 | 1:36pm -

  • Commentary Tracks Of The Damned Happily N'Ever After

    Maybe fairy tales weren't meant to be this fractured.

    May 2, 2007 | 11:54am -

  • Commentary Tracks Of The Damned Employee Of The Month

    Dane Cook starred in this film, so how could hilarity fail to ensue? At least some of the answers can be found on this commentary track.

    April 18, 2007 | 1:04pm -

  • Commentary Tracks Of The Damned The Wicker Man

    Neil LaBute makes no apologies for the future camp classic that is his version of The Wicker Man.

    April 4, 2007 | 10:34am -

  • Commentary Tracks Of The Damned BloodRayne

    The irrepressible Uwe Boll talks about why this terrible video game adaptation is better than his last one.

    March 21, 2007 | 2:00pm -

  • Commentary Tracks Of The Damned The Covenant

    What do you talk about when your film is about sexy male witches? Start with the technical details...

    February 28, 2007 | 12:24pm -

  • Commentary Tracks Of The Damned Date Movie

    One of the most harshly reviewed movies in the past couple of years lets a pair of critics have at it.

    February 14, 2007 | 4:55pm -

  • Commentary Tracks Of The Damned The Guardian

    The director of this overblown military movie isn't defensive at all, but his partner in crime is. About some things, anyway.

    January 31, 2007 | 12:01am -

  • Commentary Tracks Of The Damned Barnyard: The Original Party Animals

    Bulls with udders are just the beginning of this animated movie's problems.

    January 17, 2007 | 12:01am -