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Films That Time Forgot

  • Films That Time Forgot TNT Jackson (1974)

    In spite of what the poster says, she isn’t a one-mama massacre squad at all—but she’s a clothes horse and a kung-fu ass-kicker. 

    February 6, 2012 | 12:00am -

  • Films That Time Forgot Fly Me (1973)

    Sexy stewardesses do sexy stewardess things, ’70s style.

    January 16, 2012 | 12:00am -

  • Films That Time Forgot Mahakaal: The Monster (1993) 

    Ever wonder what A Nightmare On Elm Street would look like as a Bollywood rip-off? Wonder no more.

    October 31, 2011 | 1:05pm -

  • Films That Time Forgot Collision Course (1989)

    What’s better than a standard buddy-cop movie? A standard buddy-cop movie with a ton of added racism. 

    October 3, 2011 | 12:00am -

  • Films That Time Forgot The Explosive Generation (1961)

    At the beginning of the ’60s, high-schoolers were getting ready to ask some incredibly mild questions about sex. How explosive!

    August 29, 2011 | 12:00pm -

  • Films That Time Forgot Bloody Birthday (1981)

    The kids aren't all right in this '80s horror oddity co-starring Julie Brown.

    August 1, 2011 | 12:00am -

  • Films That Time Forgot Sledgehammer (1983)

    An ’80s thriller shot on video blurs the line between horror film and home movie.

    July 11, 2011 | 12:00pm -

  • Films That Time Forgot Doc Savage: The Man Of Bronze (1975)

    A famed pulp hero got a '70s movie adaptation he never deserved.

    June 20, 2011 | 12:00pm -

  • Films That Time Forgot Body Slam (1986)

    The marriage of rock music and professional wrestling is just as dated and awkward as you’d imagine.  

    May 31, 2011 | 12:00am -

  • The Great Scout & Cathouse Thursday (1976)

    Films That Time Forgot The Great Scout & Cathouse Thursday (1976)

    Lee Marvin has some misadventures alongside and his Native American sidekick Oliver Reed and a bunch of prostitutes.

    May 2, 2011 | 12:00pm -

  • Malibu High (1979)

    Films That Time Forgot Malibu High (1979)

    A high-schooler turns hooker and assassin for extra credit.

    April 11, 2011 | 12:00pm -

  • Death Of A Snowman (1978)

    Films That Time Forgot Death Of A Snowman (1978)

    One badass loner vs. the War On Crime

    March 28, 2011 | 12:00pm -

  • The Concorde… Airport ’79

    Films That Time Forgot The Concorde… Airport ’79

    Can George Kennedy save the most sophisticated passenger jet of the 1970s?

    March 7, 2011 | 12:00am -

  • Films That Time Forgot The Specialist (1975)

    Being under the influence of an attractive woman excuses any quasi-legal behavior… except wearing a dumb hat.

    February 14, 2011 | 12:00pm -

  • Hangar 18 (1980)

    Films That Time Forgot Hangar 18 (1980)

    It’s the hangar where the government stashes UFOs. But don’t tell anyone.

    January 24, 2011 | 12:00pm -

  • Jocks (1986)

    Films That Time Forgot Jocks (1986)

     Nothing says “’80s rebel” like a Huey Lewis shirt.

    December 28, 2010 | 12:00am -

  • Nashville Rebel (1966)

    Films That Time Forgot Nashville Rebel (1966)

    Before he became a Nashville rebel, Waylon Jennings played one in a cheap movie.

    December 6, 2010 | 12:00pm -

  • Stocks & Blondes (1984)

    Films That Time Forgot Stocks & Blondes (1984)

    Is it a raunchy comedy, or repurposed hardcore porn? Can’t it be both?

    November 15, 2010 | 1:40pm -

  • Thirst (1979)

    Films That Time Forgot Thirst (1979)

    Vampires get modern Down Under.

    October 25, 2010 | 12:00am -

  • 2069: A Sex Odyssey

    Films That Time Forgot 2069: A Sex Odyssey

    Venus needs semen.

    September 27, 2010 | 12:00am -

  • BattleTruck (1982)

    Films That Time Forgot BattleTruck (1982)

    This post-apocalypse calls for a BattleTruck.

    August 16, 2010 | 12:00pm -

  • Supervan (1977)

    Films That Time Forgot Supervan (1977)

    It’s all about the rad vans, man.

    July 20, 2010 | 12:00pm -

  • The Stepmother (1972)

    Films That Time Forgot The Stepmother (1972)

    It’s all middle-aged beach shenanigans until someone gets hurt.

    June 21, 2010 | 12:00am -

  • Sworn To Justice (1996)

    Films That Time Forgot Sworn To Justice (1996)

    Know what really helps a kung-fu champion find vigilante justice? Random psychic powers.

    May 24, 2010 | 12:00am -

  • Spring Break (1983)

    Films That Time Forgot Spring Break (1983)

    We now have wet T-shirts.

    May 3, 2010 | 12:00am -

  • Sinbad Of The Seven Seas

    Films That Time Forgot Sinbad Of The Seven Seas

    It's like The Princess Bride, but with Lou Ferrigno.

    April 12, 2010 | 12:00pm -

  • Attraction (1969)

    Films That Time Forgot Attraction (1969)

    1969: A year for revolution and bare asses.

    March 15, 2010 | 12:00am -

  • Dark Forces (1980)

    Films That Time Forgot Dark Forces (1980)

    The magical political conspiracy theory thriller that tore an indeterminately accented nation apart.

    February 22, 2010 | 12:00pm -

  • The Manitou (1978)

    Films That Time Forgot The Manitou (1978)

    February 3, 2010 | 12:00pm -

  • Conquest Of Space (1955)

    Films That Time Forgot Conquest Of Space (1955)

    Space madness?

    December 15, 2009 | 12:00am -