Films That Time Forgot

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  Films That Time Forgot William Shatner negotiates with terrorists in The Kidnapping Of The President

  When kidnappers demand $100 million for the return of President Hal Holbrook, it’s up to the CIA to ransom him, or save him, or something.

  April 15, 2013 | 10:00am -

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  Films That Time Forgot 1987’s Devil Dynamite has it all: vampires, ninjas, and vampire ninjas

  How many tropes can one super-cheapie Hong Kong action film pack in? This one tries to find out.

  March 4, 2013 | 12:00pm -

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  Films That Time Forgot White House Madness is the Kentucky Fried Movie of alt-history Nixon comedies

  Dead dogs, exorcisms, psychedelic freak-outs, and a Groucho Marx impression make up the “true story” of Nixon’s impeachment.

  February 18, 2013 | 12:00pm -

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  Films That Time Forgot In Hunk, a computer nerd sells his soul for some sweet “v-ball” skills

  Never trust a sexy sorceress masquerading as a psychologist.

  February 4, 2013 | 12:00pm -

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  Films That Time Forgot 1972’s Blood Of Ghastly Horror roughly mated zombie horror and a heist film

  The resulting offspring isn’t pretty.

  January 21, 2013 | 1:30pm -

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  Films That Time Forgot Rock stars rescue faded actors (and Colonel Sanders) in the Austin Powers lead-up The Phynx

  Have a happy Phynxgiving with this oddball film featuring Richard Pryor and Edgar Bergen, together again.

  December 17, 2012 | 12:00am -

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  Films That Time Forgot In the 1987 film Deathrow Gameshow, there are no winners

  The contestants play to live in this late-’80s comedy.

  November 26, 2012 | 11:00am -

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  Films That Time Forgot 1965’s Hootenanny A Go-Go teaches us that boats and folk songs are the key to getting lucky

  This indie concert film strings performances together with a skimpy plot involving a nude portrait and a pizza fight.

  November 5, 2012 | 10:30am -

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  Films That Time Forgot Olivia Newton-John sings for aliens in Toomorrow

  “You manage to combine these elements with an electronic mode of expression to which we respond.”

  October 8, 2012 | 10:00am -

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  Films That Time Forgot The Sinful Dwarf’s parade of depravity

  “What was The Sinful Dwarf’s perverted secret?”

  September 17, 2012 | 11:00am -

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  Films That Time Forgot C.B. Hustlers and the logistics of a mobile prostitution business 

  “It ain’t no kinda life, dodgin’ the law, pissin’ on the run, and eatin’ outta cans.” 

  August 13, 2012 | 10:00am -

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  Films That Time Forgot The misery of The Gong Show Movie

  Apparently it isn’t easy being Chuck Barris. 

  July 23, 2012 | 10:00am -

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  Films That Time Forgot Naked humans are the prey in Jess Franco’s Countess Perverse 

  “Reject nothing that gives you pleasure.”

  June 11, 2012 | 12:00pm -

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  Films That Time Forgot The Eternal Evil Of Asia (1995)

  A group of buddies’ trip to Thailand goes horribly, confusingly awry.

  May 30, 2012 | 10:00am -

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  Films That Time Forgot Gymkata proves that tiny gymnasts make tough heroes

  The skill of gymnastics… the kill of a diminutive action hero who miraculously finds workout equipment lying around whenever he needs to fight someone.

  April 9, 2012 | 1:30pm -

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  Films That Time Forgot Astro-Zombies (1969)

  This non-classic has it all—Spies! Shoot-outs! Zombies! Mad science! Murder!—but uses none of it well.

  March 19, 2012 | 12:00pm -

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  Films That Time Forgot Films That Time Forgot: Black Rebels (1960/65)

  Cops go undercover to investigate racial unrest and the marijuana problem in ’60s L.A.

  February 27, 2012 | 12:00am -

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  Films That Time Forgot TNT Jackson (1974)

  In spite of what the poster says, she isn’t a one-mama massacre squad at all—but she’s a clothes horse and a kung-fu ass-kicker. 

  February 6, 2012 | 12:00am -

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  Films That Time Forgot Fly Me (1973)

  Sexy stewardesses do sexy stewardess things, ’70s style.

  January 16, 2012 | 12:00am -

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  Films That Time Forgot Mahakaal: The Monster (1993) 

  Ever wonder what A Nightmare On Elm Street would look like as a Bollywood rip-off? Wonder no more.

  October 31, 2011 | 1:05pm -

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  Films That Time Forgot Collision Course (1989)

  What’s better than a standard buddy-cop movie? A standard buddy-cop movie with a ton of added racism. 

  October 3, 2011 | 12:00am -

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  Films That Time Forgot The Explosive Generation (1961)

  At the beginning of the ’60s, high-schoolers were getting ready to ask some incredibly mild questions about sex. How explosive!

  August 29, 2011 | 12:00pm -

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  Films That Time Forgot Bloody Birthday (1981)

  The kids aren't all right in this '80s horror oddity co-starring Julie Brown.

  August 1, 2011 | 12:00am -

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  Films That Time Forgot Sledgehammer (1983)

  An ’80s thriller shot on video blurs the line between horror film and home movie.

  July 11, 2011 | 12:00pm -

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  Films That Time Forgot Films That Time Forgot: Doc Savage: The Man Of Bronze (1975)

  A famed pulp hero got a '70s movie adaptation he never deserved.

  June 20, 2011 | 12:00pm -

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  Films That Time Forgot Body Slam (1986)

  The marriage of rock music and professional wrestling is just as dated and awkward as you’d imagine.  

  May 31, 2011 | 12:00am -

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  Films That Time Forgot The Great Scout & Cathouse Thursday (1976)

  Lee Marvin has some misadventures alongside and his Native American sidekick Oliver Reed and a bunch of prostitutes.

  May 2, 2011 | 12:00pm -

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  Films That Time Forgot Malibu High (1979)

  A high-schooler turns hooker and assassin for extra credit.

  April 11, 2011 | 12:00pm -

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  Films That Time Forgot Death Of A Snowman (1978)

  One badass loner vs. the War On Crime

  March 28, 2011 | 12:00pm -

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  Films That Time Forgot The Concorde… Airport ’79

  Can George Kennedy save the most sophisticated passenger jet of the 1970s?

  March 7, 2011 | 12:00am -