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  • The Logan's Run remake is now being written by BioShock's Ken Levine

    posted by: Sean O'Neal June 18, 2013 - 04:06p.m.

    In development since the mid-’90s, and thus well on its way to an age when it must be executed for the good of the population, the remake of Logan’s Run has taken on an urgency mirrored in its blinking Lifeclock. Now, after years of abandoned false starts from ...

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  • That Sin City sequel has been pushed back all the way to next year

    posted by: Sean O'Neal June 18, 2013 - 03:06p.m.

    Strangely taking its time for a movie whose cast we’re pretty sure is just Skyping on a green screen, Sin City: A Dame To Kill For has been pushed back yet again—this time a full year, from its October release date all the way to August 22, 2014 ...

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  • Sesame Street to add a Muppet whose parent is in jail

    posted by: Mike Vago June 18, 2013 - 03:06p.m.

    After introducing an impoverished Muppet in 2011, Sesame Street will continue to help America's preschoolers cope with society's ongoing collapse by introducing Alex, a Muppet whose dad is in jail.

    For the moment, Alex will not appear on Sesame Street itself, but in an online series called "Little ...

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  • Science estimates that the damage done by Man Of Steel was worse than 9/11

    posted by: Sean O'Neal June 18, 2013 - 02:06p.m.

    While Zack Snyder’s Man Of Steel has endured some criticism from the way it deviates from the established Superman character, it’s earned praise for the way it shows Superman absolutely trashing a city with little disregard for the human cost, thus keeping with Superman’s familiar motto, “Truth ...

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  • Prometheus 2 has a new, less Damon Lindelof-y writer.

    posted by: Mike Vago June 18, 2013 - 02:06p.m.

    It's cool if I take my helmet off, right? That's totally something a real astronaut would do.

    While Ridley Scott's Alien not-quite-prequel Prometheus was a box office success, many fans walked away disappointed with what they considered to be plot holes and unrealistic elements. Most of the blame was laid at the feet of screenwriter Damon Lindelof, as fans expected him to maintain the high standards ...

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  • There can be only one person who is not Ryan Reynolds to star in the Highlander reboot

    posted by: Sean O'Neal June 18, 2013 - 12:06p.m.

    Once more totally disregarding the film’s popular tagline, “There can be only one guy who should be played by Ryan Reynolds, given that we are afraid of actual Scottish people,” the Highlander reboot has lost erstwhile star Ryan Reynolds. The Wrap reports that the actor has exited the long-gestating ...

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  • What's worse, the title of the new Ministry album or its cover art? 

    posted by: Josh Modell June 18, 2013 - 11:06a.m.

    The once-mighty industrial-rock juggernaut Ministry (or at least its sole original member, Al Jourgensen) has been threatening for years to stop making music: In interviews for the last few albums, Jourgensen has sworn each would be the last. And yet he's soldiered on through near-death experiences (massive bleeding ulcers ...

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  • Dan Harmon is sorry he had such predictably harsh words for Community's fourth season

    posted by: Sean O'Neal June 18, 2013 - 10:06a.m.

    Yesterday the question of what Dan Harmon thought of Community’s fourth season was answered in typically unfiltered, impolitic Dan Harmon fashion. No sir, he didn’t like it: He found it to be an “unflattering” impression of his style and supposed quirks. He compared it to “flipping through Instagrams ...

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  • There will be at least two more Amazing Spider-Man movies after the next one

    posted by: Sean O'Neal June 17, 2013 - 04:06p.m.

    Demonstrating supreme faith in its ability to keep the franchise going in the opposite direction of Marvel Studios, Sony has confirmed two more Amazing Spider-Man sequels—the third on June 10, 2016, and the fourth on May 4, 2018, a date so far-off, who knows what futuristic medium we’ll ...

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  • Dan Harmon had some predictably harsh words for Community's fourth season

    posted by: Sean O'Neal June 17, 2013 - 02:06p.m.

    Shortly after his return to Community was made officially official, Dan Harmon said that part of his prep for returning to work would be to finally watch the fourth season—first making the prospect sound like an exercise in morbid curiosity and/or self-torture, before more diplomatically promising not to ...

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  • Drake announces 41-city fall arena tour with Miguel

    posted by: Kevin McFarland June 17, 2013 - 01:06p.m.

    Drake’s upcoming third album Nothing Was The Same doesn’t have an official release date yet—though if his father’s teaser photos aren't the fakery they've been dismissed as, it’ll be late August, and it will feature apperances from Jay-Z, Justin Timberlake, A$AP Rocky ...

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  • Also, Ryan Hansen and Krysten Ritter will be in the Veronica Mars movie

    posted by: Sean O'Neal June 17, 2013 - 01:06p.m.

    Having established through the addition of Chris Lowell—in what is known informally as “The Piz Mark”—that pretty much any and all Veronica Mars characters who didn’t die on the show will return for the movie, here is yet more confirmation of that. First, Krysten Ritter tweeted out ...

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  • R.I.P. Bernie Sahlins, co-founder of The Second City

    posted by: Phil Dyess-Nugent June 17, 2013 - 12:06p.m.

    The Chicago Tribune is reporting the death of Bernard “Bernie” Sahlins, best known as one of the co-founders (along with director Paul Sills and actor-turned-filmmaker Howard Alk) of The Second City, the improvisational-comedy theater that became a launching pad for star comedians, and whose influence changed the face of comedy ...

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  • Weekend Box Office: America falls for moody, violent brute posing as Superman 

    posted by: A.A. Dowd June 17, 2013 - 12:06p.m.

    Despite a needlessly convoluted plot, a dreary visual palette, and a take on its titular titan that deviated rather dramatically from everything folks know and love about Kal-El, Christopher Nolan and Zack Snyder's gritty Superman reboot drew big crowds this weekend. Clearing the June opening-weekend record in a single ...

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  • Upon second viewing, M. Night Shyamalan's surprise She's All That twist becomes much less interesting 

    posted by: Sean O'Neal June 17, 2013 - 11:06a.m.

    Recently the world found itself reeling from the revelation that M. Night Shyamalan had supposedly ghostwritten the 1999 high-school comedy She’s All That—a surprise that no one saw coming despite it being clearly telegraphed a decade earlier, when Shyamalan explicitly said as much. However, as with all Shyamalan ...

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