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CBS no longer just for the olds, according to ratings system skewed toward viewing habits of the olds
CBS
A scene from Blue Bloods, a show beloved by the young, hip, movers and shakers of today
In a development that’s being trumpeted in newspapers, broadsides, and other forms of media no longer preferred by the viewership of CBS, preliminary reports have the Tiffany Network unseating Fox from the ratings throne it has occupied for eight years. As reported by Entertainment Weekly, CBS will take the ...
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So it turns out Shia LaBeouf won't be using his penis in the new Lars Von Trier movie
Proving that even the guy who directed Antichrist has limits to what he's willing to subject moviegoers to, one of the producers of Lars Von Trier's upcoming, two-part Nymphomaniac told The Hollywood Reporter yesterday that Shia LaBeouf will not, as previously reported, be giving his manhood an onscreen ...
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Ricky Gervais' Derek, the show about the mentally challenged man, sets Netflix debut date
Ricky Gervais’ new series Derek will make its Netflix debut September 12. The series, which Gervais writes, directs, executive produces, and stars in, follows a mentally challenged man living in a nursing home. As previously reported, Derek aired in the UK to initial controversy but later garnered generally favorable reviews ...
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Queen guitarist Brian May says he hates The Voice, surprises no one
David J. Cable
Today in “water is wet” news: Brian May hates The Voice. The Queen guitarist says the show—he’s talking about the U.K. version, but his feelings would probably carry over to the U.S. version as well—“is absolutely the dullest, dumbest, most depressing programme on TV,” and ...
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Ang Lee backs out of FX's Homeland-esque Tyrant
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The Pogues' Shane MacGowan seeking dental help so that he can star in "Hollywood film"
Not pictured: his teeth
The Pogues’ Shane MacGowan has long been famous for his teeth or, rather, for the lack thereof. A lifetime of drinking, drugging, and smoking has resulted in the loss of literally all the frontman’s teeth, but he’s taken to Twitter to find a dentist to give him a ...
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The Clash announce Sound System, the only box set that matters
The Clash is no stranger to having its albums reissued, repackaged, and repurposed, so it's inevitable that the band is finally getting the box set treatment. Housed inside a boombox-shaped box, Sound System will compile the band's seminal albums on CD with three discs of B-sides and outtakes ...
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New celebrity singing show to feature singing celebrities impressing other singing celebrities by singing like other singing celebrities
Jon Lovitz
As the post-Splash reality show hoists its weary body from the pool and towels off, Louie Anderson-style, the question of “What’s next?” looms on the horizon, also Louie Anderson-style. How about some more singing shows? How about some more celebrities? Wait—how about singing celebrities? (Certainly no more ...
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R.I.P. Ray Manzarek of The Doors
According to a statement first posted on The Doors’ official Facebook fan page, founding member Ray Manzarek has died after a lengthy battle with bile duct cancer. Manzarek was 74.
Manzarek co-founded The Doors with Jim Morrison after a chance encounter on Venice Beach, not long after the two had ...
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The BBC renews Doctor Who, in case you thought it wouldn't for some reason
In a surprise move, the BBC has decided not to cancel Doctor Who without warning, just to make its approaching 50th anniversary all the more meaningful. Indeed, that celebration will now be robbed of the heightened emotions that only deep, wounded mourning can provide, and will simply have to make ...
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Here's what that new Star Wars animated series will be about
These guys.
As promised by the recent dumping of Star Wars: The Clone Wars from Cartoon Network and of Ahmed Best into the heart of the ocean, Disney is really looking to move away from the Star Wars prequel universe in all aspects of the franchise—even the animated part that was ...
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Dan Aykroyd offers scientific explanation for threatening the Ghostbusters universe with another sequel
It’s been months since we last heard Dan Aykroyd discuss details for Ghostbusters 3, then ignored those details in favor of doing literally anything else, such as accepting that the past is the past and growing as people. Yet Aykroyd is still out there nattering into the void, this ...
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Seth MacFarlane is officially too busy to host the Oscars and then take a lot of criticism for it again, thanks
It turns out that when Seth MacFarlane preemptively refused to host the Oscars again, he wasn’t just whistling “Dixie” (“Dixie” being the name of a girl whose boobs he saw). “Traumatized critics exhale: I'm unable to do the Oscars again,” MacFarlane tweeted today, officially putting to rest the ...
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Stone Temple Pilots replace the ousted Scott Weiland with Linkin Park's Chester Bennington
After kicking Scott Weiland to the Vaseline-covered curb earlier this year, Stone Temple Pilots have enlisted Linkin Park singer Chester Bennington as a replacement. Bennington joined STP on stage at KROQ’s Weenie Roast this weekend to perform an eight-song set—including one new tune, “Out Of Time,” you can ...
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Justin Bieber reminds booing crowd that Chevrolet has deemed him a serious artist
After months in which the press struggled to find something interesting in Justin Bieber wearing a gas mask, abandoning his monkey to German prison, and inducting the ghost of Anne Frank into his fan club, last night’s Billboard Music Awards finally spawned a far more compelling Justin Bieber story ...
