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  • Nathan Rabin @ Sundance 2012: Day Seven 

    V/H/S

    The Words: This punishingly idiotic melodrama is a maddening contradiction: a film about the publishing world and a great literary fraud that doesn’t have a literary bone in its body or a thought in its pretty, empty little head. It appears to be the work of people who have ...

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  • Noel Murray @ Sundance 2012: Day 7 

    north american scum James Murphy of LCD Soundsystem

    Shut Up And Play The Hits
    Director/Time: Dylan Southern and William Lovelace, 105 min.
    Documentary
    Headline: LCD Soundsystem is playing at your house
    Indie type: Concert film
    Report: Look, it’s not like title doesn’t warn us. Shut Up And Play The Hits promises to be a documentary ...

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  • Nathan Rabin @ Sundance 2012: Day Six 

    Bachelorette

    Bachelorette: Don’t weep too hard for Lizzy Caplan. The premature cancellation of Party Down remains one of life’s great tragedies and her HBO adaptation of Julie Klausner’s memoir I Don’t Care About Your Band never got off the ground, but she is having one hell of ...

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  • Noel Murray @ Sundance 2012: Day 6

    lucky just to keep afloat Quvenzhané Wallis in Beasts Of The Southern Wild

    Beasts Of The Southern Wild
    Director/Time: Benh Zeitlin, 91 min.
    Cast: Quvenzhané Wallis, Dwight Henry
    Headline: Before and after the deluge, Louisiana shack-dwellers scrape to survive
    Indie type: Pre-apocalyptic
    Report: It’s difficult to explain exactly what Beasts Of The Southern Wild is, though it’s undoubtedly something extraordinary ...

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  • Nathan Rabin @ Sundance 2012: Day Five

    Smashed

    Smashed: Alcohol isn’t just the great social lubricant: it can also be the glue holding troubled relationships together in a state of inebriated dysfunction. In the powerful, uncompromising relationship drama Smashed,a hard-partying schoolteacher (Mary Elizabeth Winstead) and her slacker music journalist husband (Aaron Paul) share a bond sealed ...

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  • Noel Murray @ Sundance 2012: Day 5 

    falling flying tumbling in turmoil Paul Simon

    Under African Skies
    Director/Time: Joe Berlinger, 108 min.
    Documentary
    Headline: Paul Simon goes back to Graceland
    Indie type: Behind the music
    Report: One of the best and most unexpected gifts my dad ever bought me was a cassette copy of Paul Simon’s Graceland for my 16th birthday, in ...

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  • Nathan Rabin @ Sundance 2012: Day Four

    Me At The Zoo

    Me @ The Zoo: Nothing takes the fun out of laughing at other people’s misfortune quite like acknowledging their fundamental humanity. That’s the lesson of Me @ The Zoo,a low-budget, Michael Stipe-executive-produced documentary about Chris Crocker, a flamboyantly gay cross-dressing teenager from Tennessee who rocketed to national infamy after ...

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  • Noel Murray @ Sundance 2012: Day 4

    I can't remember a worse time Dylan O'Brien and Britt Robertson in The First Time

    The First Time
    Director/Time: Jonathan Kasdan, 98 min.
    Cast: Britt Robertson, Dylan O’Brien, Craig Roberts
    Headline: High school kids fall in love over the course of one weekend
    Indie type: Teen romance
    Report: Many of the movies I see at Sundance are torn between wanting to be bold ...

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  • Nathan Rabin @ Sundance 2012: Day Three 

    Tim and Eric

    In my last post, I promised a report on a big Aziz Ansari/Drake double-header going down at the fabulous Bing Bar on Park City’s Main Street. I would love to tell you that the show was tremendous and hilarious, but in true Sundance tradition, I showed up half ...

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  • Noel Murray @ Sundance 2012: Day 3

    No I do not think that you could love me anyway, because you are superior in all aspects to me. Jack Plotnick in Wrong

    Wrong
    Director/Time: Quentin Dupieux, 94 min.
    Cast: Jack Plotnick, Eric Judor, Alexia Dziena, Steve Little, Regan Burns, William Fichtner
    Headline: Just another “Man loses dog, man looks for dog, man forced into existential realizations” story
    Indie type: Work that quirk, McGirk
    Report: Even those who didn’t like Quentin ...

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  • Nathan Rabin @ Sundance: Days One and Two 

    Sundance is a world onto itself, a cinematic Brigadoon that transforms Park City, Utah into the epicenter of the film universe for roughly a week or so.

    It is a festival rooted in ritual and tradition, a celebration of independent filmmaking and DIY guerrilla antics generously sponsored by an array ...

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  • Noel Murray @ Sundance 2012: Day 2 

    What Art Garfunkel dreams of becoming. Brady Corbet in Simon Killer

    Simon Killer
    Director/Time: Antonio Campos, 105 min.
    Cast: Brady Corbet, Mati Diop, Michael Abiteboul
    Headline: Tourist goes nutzoid
    Indie type: Guy walks around (and makes bad choices)
    Report: Antonio Campos’ debut feature Afterschool was one seriously upsetting film, telling the story of an alienated boarding school student with such ...

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  • Noel Murray @ Sundance 2012: Day 1

    not pictured: the dogshit Jacqueline Siegel, The Queen Of Versailles

    The Queen Of Versailles
    Director/Time: Lauren Greenfield, 100 min.
    Documentary
    Headline: Super-rich couple loses billions
    Indie type: Car-wreck gawk-doc
    Report: I know we all try to maintain some sense of perspective about our lives, but let’s face it: even though we know that stubbing a toe or being ...

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  • Noel Murray @ Sundance 2012: Day 0

    To mind, To heed, To find, To think, To reach, To join, To go to the festival! Main Street, Park City

    For far too long, just about any public conversation about the Sundance Film Festival was primarily concerned with whether the fest had sold out. Had Sundance become all about swag lounges and viral marketing and extravagant multi-million dollar distribution deals handed out to mediocre middlebrow quirk-fests? Had the the premiere ...

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  • Noel Murray @ Sundance '11: Day Seven

    Reagan
    Director/Time: Eugene Jarecki, 105 min.
    Documentary
    Headline: Where’s the rest of him?
    Indie type: Slick bio-doc
    Report: A couple of years ago, I read a fascinating book about Ronald Reagan’s evolution as a Cold Warrior, from his kill ‘em all hawkishness of the ‘70s and early ...

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  • Nathan Rabin @ Sundance: Day Six

    Hobo With a Shotgun: Never underestimate the power of a good title, especially one that renders plot summaries redundant. No one needs to guess what Baby Geniuses or Snakes On A Plane or Hobo With A Shotgun are about (baby geniuses, snakes on a plane, and a hobo with a ...

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  • Noel Murray @ Sundance '11: Day Six

    Take Shelter
    Director/Time: Jeff Nichols, 120 min.
    Cast: Michael Shannon, Shea Whigham, Jessica Chastain, Katy Mixon, Kathy Baker
    Headline: Is there such a thing as being too prepared?
    Indie type: Portentous domestic drama
    Report: Writer-director Jeff Nichols re-teams with his Shotgun Stories star Michael Shannon for Take Shelter, a ...

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  • Nathan Rabin @ Sundance '11: Day Five

    Page One: A Year Inside the New York Times: With his sandpaper rasp, pummeling intensity, sharp wit, and brutally frank manner, New York Times media columnist and Night Of The Gun author David Carr serves as the pugnacious hero of Page One: A Year Inside The New York Times. He ...

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  • Noel Murray @ Sundance '11: Day Five 

    Martha Marcy May Marlene
    Director/Time: Sean Durkin, 101 min.
    Cast: Elizabeth Olsen, Sarah Paulson, John Hawkes, Hugh Dancy
    Headline: You can take the girl out of the cult, but you can’t take the cult out of the girl
    Indie type: Nerve-jangler
    Report: About halfway through writer-director Sean Durkin ...

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  • Noel Murray @ Sundance '11: Day Four 

    The Interrupters
    Director/Time: Steve James, 162 min.
    Documentary
    Headline: An eye for an eye makes an entire community blind
    Indie type: Verité doc
    Report: For his most ambitious documentary since Hoop Dreams, Steve James spent a year following a group of Chicago activists who work under the banner of ...

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  • Nathan Rabin @ Sundance '11: Day Four

    Beats, Rhymes & Life

    Beats, Rhymes & Life: Michael Rapaport’s riveting hip-hop documentary Beats, Rhymes & Life gets uncomfortably close to A Tribe Called Quest, one of the most important and influential groups of the past 25 years. It’s at once a loving, magnetic and gloriously alive tribute to a golden age when a ...

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  • Noel Murray @ Sundance '11: Day Three 

    Win Win
    Director/Time: Tom McCarthy, 106 min.
    Cast: Paul Giamatti, Amy Ryan, Bobby Cannavale, Jeffrey Tambor, Alex Shaffer
    Headline: Struggling lawyer/wrestling coach experiences reversal of fortune
    Indie type: Middle-of-the-road, crowd-pleasing dramedy
    Report: With his first two films The Station Agent and The Visitor, writer-director (and sometime actor) Tom ...

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  • Nathan Rabin @ Sundance '11 Day 3

    As some of y’all might know, I am unhealthily obsessed with the rapper, actor, director, businessman, Vitamin Water pitchman, professional Val Kilmer BFF and fashion designer 50 Cent. I find him fascinating in a wooden way and charismatic in an uncharismatic fashion.

    My fascination with 50 Cent has led ...

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  • Noel Murray @ Sundance '11: Day Two 

    The Future
    Director/Time: Miranda July, 91 min.
    Cast: Hamish Linklater, Miranda July, David Warshofsky
    Headline: Pet-adoption freaks out hapless L.A. bohemian couple
    Indie type: The International Tweexcore Underground
    Report: In Miranda July’s second feature The Future, she casts herself as a dance teacher who has difficulty dancing ...

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  • Nathan Rabin @ Sundance '11 Day One

      Today began with Li’l Jon angrily demanding that I, and everyone else in the club where he was DJing, do shots, or as he eloquently puts it, “Shots! Shots! Shots! Shots!” and ended with a half-empty screening of a relentlessly dour but moving French-Canadian character study about mortality and ...

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  • Noel Murray @ Sundance '11: Day One

    When I attended my first Sundance Film Festival in 2008, I found the whole experience pretty miserable. It was bitterly cold, I got lost on the shuttle buses, I couldn’t find anywhere decent to eat, and the fold-out couch I was sleeping on was broken—none of which would ...

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  • Sundance ’10: Prize-Winners & Summing Up

    The 2010 edition of the Sundance Film Festival officially came to an end with the announcement of this year’s awards-winners.

    Grand Jury Prize, Dramatic: Winter’s Bone
    Audience Award, U.S. Dramatic: happythankyoumoreplease

    Grand Jury Prize, Documentary: Restrepo
    Audience Award, U.S. Documentary: Waiting For Superman

    World Cinema Jury ...

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  • Noel Murray @ Sundance ’10: Day Seven

    Winter’s Bone
    Director: Debra Granik (100 min.)
    Cast: Jennifer Lawrence, John Hawkes, Garret Dillahunt
    Headline: Ozark teen hunts down her meth-cooking pop
    Indie type: Rural genre exercise
    Report: Half mountain noir, half mythological odyssey, Winter’s Bone is my favorite kind of detective story: the kind with no detective ...

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  • Nathan Rabin @ Sundance '10: Day Seven

    Blue Valentine: Watching Derek Cianfrance’s excruciatingly intimate drama Blue Valentine felt like reliving the most agonizing moments of every romantic relationship I’ve ever had, but in a good way. It’s an almost unbearably sad look at the death throes of a crumbling marriage between housepainter Ryan Gosling ...

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  • Noel Murray @ Sundance ’10: Day Six

    Exit Through The Gift Shop
    Director: Banksy (89 min.)
    Documentary
    Headline: Can anyone be a street artist?
    Indie type: Gallery doc
    Report: After a few days at a film festival, the movies inevitably begin to run together—but not in a bad way. It’s more like the movies start ...

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