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yes Brian Williams Really Wanted To Be On This Podcast http://media.avclub.com/audio/articles/article/48265/hatecast-112410.mp3 The Hatecast returns to wish you a Happy Hatesgiving. Amelie Gillette http://media.avclub.com/audio/articles/article/48265/hatecast-112410.mp3 Wed, 24 Nov 2010 13:51:25 -0600 GMT The Hatecast returns to wish you a Happy Hatesgiving. Your Dog Doesn't Care About Patron http://media.avclub.com/audio/articles/article/40645/hatecast-043010.mp3 Pam Grier's coked-up cervix, computers for girls, nightclubs for dogs, and Donald Trump's unconvincing condolences. Amelie Gillette http://media.avclub.com/audio/articles/article/40645/hatecast-043010.mp3 Thu, 29 Apr 2010 18:35:26 -0500 GMT Pam Grier's coked-up cervix, computers for girls, nightclubs for dogs, and Donald Trump's unconvincing condolences. It Rubs The Sex And The City On Its Skin http://media.avclub.com/audio/articles/article/40414/hatecast-042310.mp3 tSex & The City vs. The Arab World, the "brave" new world of unairbrushed photos, and those pesky Arrested Development movie rumors. Amelie Gillette http://media.avclub.com/audio/articles/article/40414/hatecast-042310.mp3 Thu, 22 Apr 2010 17:47:51 -0500 GMT tSex & The City vs. The Arab World, the "brave" new world of unairbrushed photos, and those pesky Arrested Development movie rumors. All Of Them Ninjas http://media.avclub.com/audio/articles/article/40178/hatecast-041710.mp3 Babies and other idiotic movie titles, ninjas with resumes, and people who are disappointed Conan didn't start an actual late night war. Amelie Gillette http://media.avclub.com/audio/articles/article/40178/hatecast-041710.mp3 Thu, 15 Apr 2010 15:49:46 -0500 GMT Babies and other idiotic movie titles, ninjas with resumes, and people who are disappointed Conan didn't start an actual late night war. Gwyneth Paltrow Should Be Sent To The Tower http://media.avclub.com/audio/articles/article/39950/hatecast-040910.mp3 Mr. Mariah Carey, Dame Gwyneth Paltrow, Nicholas "I'm exactly like Hemingway" Sparks, and more. Amelie Gillette http://media.avclub.com/audio/articles/article/39950/hatecast-040910.mp3 Thu, 8 Apr 2010 16:33:35 -0500 GMT Mr. Mariah Carey, Dame Gwyneth Paltrow, Nicholas "I'm exactly like Hemingway" Sparks, and more. The -istas Must Be Stopped http://media.avclub.com/audio/articles/article/39703/hatecast-040210.mp3 Kelsey Grammer's social networking site, "kitchenistas," Twitter feuds, and Madonna's daughter's clothing line. Amelie Gillette http://media.avclub.com/audio/articles/article/39703/hatecast-040210.mp3 Wed, 31 Mar 2010 10:46:59 -0500 GMT Kelsey Grammer's social networking site, "kitchenistas," Twitter feuds, and Madonna's daughter's clothing line. Men Are From Mars, Jennifer Love Hewitt Is Insane http://media.avclub.com/audio/articles/article/39576/hatecast-032610.mp3 Jennifer Love Hewitt's book/cry for help, Vince Neil's rockin' airline/misery-for-hire, and the key to the mysteries Lost/the scourge of fans. Amelie Gillette http://media.avclub.com/audio/articles/article/39576/hatecast-032610.mp3 Thu, 25 Mar 2010 17:45:31 -0500 GMT Jennifer Love Hewitt's book/cry for help, Vince Neil's rockin' airline/misery-for-hire, and the key to the mysteries Lost/the scourge of fans. Mike Tyson: Boxer, Rapist, Pigeon-Racing Star Of Animal Planet http://media.avclub.com/audio/articles/article/39344/hatecast-031910.mp3 Mike Tyson's pigeon-racing, E!'s Pretty Wild, and how horse-murdering turned Lisa Jo Druck into Rielle Hunter. Amelie Gillette http://media.avclub.com/audio/articles/article/39344/hatecast-031910.mp3 Thu, 18 Mar 2010 15:46:56 -0500 GMT Mike Tyson's pigeon-racing, E!'s Pretty Wild, and how horse-murdering turned Lisa Jo Druck into Rielle Hunter. Kirstie Alley's Diet Drink Will Save The World http://media.avclub.com/audio/articles/article/39134/hatecast-031210.mp3 Kirstie Alley's delusions of organic diet drink grandeur, which room of your metaphorical house bad self-help books should be in, and Betty White. Amelie Gillette http://media.avclub.com/audio/articles/article/39134/hatecast-031210.mp3 Thu, 11 Mar 2010 16:50:30 -0600 GMT Kirstie Alley's delusions of organic diet drink grandeur, which room of your metaphorical house bad self-help books should be in, and Betty White. Our Contractually Obligated Real Housewives Mega-Hatecast http://media.avclub.com/audio/articles/article/38792/hatecast-030510.mp3 In this very special edition of the Hatecast, we dissect one of these all-consuming important terrible things: Bravo's Real Housewives franchise. Amelie Gillette http://media.avclub.com/audio/articles/article/38792/hatecast-030510.mp3 Wed, 3 Mar 2010 22:11:27 -0600 GMT In this very special edition of the Hatecast, we dissect one of these all-consuming important terrible things: Bravo's Real Housewives franchise. Natalie Portman's Stoner Comedy Is So High http://media.avclub.com/audio/articles/article/38611/hatecast-022510.mp3 How The Marriage Ref came to be, what Australia expects from Whitney Houston, the problem with pot comedies, and more. Amelie Gillette http://media.avclub.com/audio/articles/article/38611/hatecast-022510.mp3 Thu, 25 Feb 2010 16:41:28 -0600 GMT How The Marriage Ref came to be, what Australia expects from Whitney Houston, the problem with pot comedies, and more. What Would Jay-Z Do? http://media.avclub.com/audio/articles/article/38376/hatecast-021910-02.mp3 Post-Rapture pet-sitting services, everyone should be more like Jay-Z, and Madonna will never stop. Amelie Gillette http://media.avclub.com/audio/articles/article/38376/hatecast-021910-02.mp3 Thu, 18 Feb 2010 16:20:03 -0600 GMT Post-Rapture pet-sitting services, everyone should be more like Jay-Z, and Madonna will never stop. Bruce Willis Is A Wannabe Wolfman http://media.avclub.com/audio/articles/article/38142/hatecast-021210.mp3 Bruce Willis's tips for wolf-killin', the baby version of Shark Week, can the Jersey Shore brand be ruined, and more. Amelie Gillette http://media.avclub.com/audio/articles/article/38142/hatecast-021210.mp3 Thu, 11 Feb 2010 17:08:46 -0600 GMT Bruce Willis's tips for wolf-killin', the baby version of Shark Week, can the Jersey Shore brand be ruined, and more. This Podcast Is Like In Cold Blood With Humor http://media.avclub.com/audio/articles/article/37896/hatecast-020510.mp3 Steven Tyler's karaoke adventures, Harvey Weinstein's tips for NPR interviews, and Italy's love for Auntie Mame. Amelie Gillette http://media.avclub.com/audio/articles/article/37896/hatecast-020510.mp3 Thu, 4 Feb 2010 15:52:51 -0600 GMT Steven Tyler's karaoke adventures, Harvey Weinstein's tips for NPR interviews, and Italy's love for Auntie Mame. Oscar Fever Is A Terminal Illness http://media.avclub.com/audio/articles/article/37650/hatecat_012910.mp3 Everything that is terrible about award shows, including red-carpet questions, tremor acceptance speeches, Sandra Bullock, and more. Amelie Gillette http://media.avclub.com/audio/articles/article/37650/hatecat_012910.mp3 Thu, 28 Jan 2010 18:03:26 -0600 GMT Everything that is terrible about award shows, including red-carpet questions, tremor acceptance speeches, Sandra Bullock, and more. Spartacus Promises Historically Accurate Orgies http://media.avclub.com/audio/articles/article/37367/hatecast-012210.mp3 Cable's love of historical sex shows, the upcoming Us Weekly guide to words like "momshell," and awful movie taglines. Amelie Gillette http://media.avclub.com/audio/articles/article/37367/hatecast-012210.mp3 Thu, 21 Jan 2010 17:22:12 -0600 GMT Cable's love of historical sex shows, the upcoming Us Weekly guide to words like "momshell," and awful movie taglines. Avatar Is Probably Going To Kill You http://media.avclub.com/audio/articles/article/37109/hatecast-011510.mp3 Avatar can kill you, Paul Reiser's kids' book Jay Leno & The Big Bad Network, and people who call themselves "paleos." Amelie Gillette http://media.avclub.com/audio/articles/article/37109/hatecast-011510.mp3 Thu, 14 Jan 2010 17:43:45 -0600 GMT Avatar can kill you, Paul Reiser's kids' book Jay Leno & The Big Bad Network, and people who call themselves "paleos." Domino's Cannot Believe You Were Eating Domino's http://media.avclub.com/audio/articles/article/36845/hatecast-010810.mp3 Tyra Banks' television demise, a Jonas Brother gets married/laid, Domino's sudden hatred of Domino's pizza, and more! Amelie Gillette http://media.avclub.com/audio/articles/article/36845/hatecast-010810.mp3 Thu, 7 Jan 2010 17:26:27 -0600 GMT Tyra Banks' television demise, a Jonas Brother gets married/laid, Domino's sudden hatred of Domino's pizza, and more! How To Talk About Insufferable Child Authors http://media.avclub.com/audio/articles/article/36476/hatecast-25_121809.mp3 A cute kid author's terminally cute advice books, Rolling Stone: The Restaurant, Lady Gaga, and how Ron Livingston doesn't get Wikipedia. Amelie Gillette http://media.avclub.com/audio/articles/article/36476/hatecast-25_121809.mp3 Thu, 17 Dec 2009 16:04:19 -0600 GMT A cute kid author's terminally cute advice books, Rolling Stone: The Restaurant, Lady Gaga, and how Ron Livingston doesn't get Wikipedia. Taylor Swift To Revolutionize The Greeting Card Industry http://media.avclub.com/audio/articles/article/35988/hatecast-24_120409.mp3 Al Roker's murder mystery, Taylor Swift's greeting cards, the yoga olympics, and Mariah Carey's couch lowerers. Amelie Gillette http://media.avclub.com/audio/articles/article/35988/hatecast-24_120409.mp3 Thu, 3 Dec 2009 16:36:50 -0600 GMT Al Roker's murder mystery, Taylor Swift's greeting cards, the yoga olympics, and Mariah Carey's couch lowerers. MTV says: OMG, Look At These Guidos. http://media.avclub.com/audio/articles/article/35625/hatecast-112009.mp3 Guy Fieri's giant blender, MTV's pre-ridiculed tool TV shows, and MC Hammer's disavowel of Hammerpants. Amelie Gillette http://media.avclub.com/audio/articles/article/35625/hatecast-112009.mp3 Fri, 20 Nov 2009 09:06:05 -0600 GMT Guy Fieri's giant blender, MTV's pre-ridiculed tool TV shows, and MC Hammer's disavowel of Hammerpants. The Twilight Vampires Would Like To Sell You A Volvo http://media.avclub.com/audio/articles/article/35327/hatecast-111309.mp3 Awkward Twilight product placement, Twitter-based sitcoms, J Lo's future career as TV Movie Star, and interactivity stupidity. Amelie Gillette http://media.avclub.com/audio/articles/article/35327/hatecast-111309.mp3 Thu, 12 Nov 2009 16:29:33 -0600 GMT Awkward Twilight product placement, Twitter-based sitcoms, J Lo's future career as TV Movie Star, and interactivity stupidity. Men text like this, but metrosexuals text like xxx http://media.avclub.com/audio/articles/article/35052/hatecast-21_110409..mp3 The horrors of "metrotextuality," ABC's plan to create YouTube videos of celebrities dancing popular dances, and Wal-Mart caskets. Amelie Gillette http://media.avclub.com/audio/articles/article/35052/hatecast-21_110409..mp3 Thu, 5 Nov 2009 16:25:00 -0600 GMT The horrors of "metrotextuality," ABC's plan to create YouTube videos of celebrities dancing popular dances, and Wal-Mart caskets. Y'all Jealous Of Sarah Palin http://media.avclub.com/audio/articles/article/34766/hatecast-20_103009.mp3 Fictional characters that are jealous of Sarah Palin, Charmin's devious Times Square bathroom plan, and Sandra "Here's A Stack Of Cakes" Lee. Amelie Gillette http://media.avclub.com/audio/articles/article/34766/hatecast-20_103009.mp3 Thu, 29 Oct 2009 16:10:33 -0500 GMT Fictional characters that are jealous of Sarah Palin, Charmin's devious Times Square bathroom plan, and Sandra "Here's A Stack Of Cakes" Lee. Yell Me Better! http://media.avclub.com/audio/articles/article/34451/hatecast-19_Yell-Me-Better.mp3 The prevalence of "Yell therapy" TV shows, George Clooney's sad fate, and how Maurice Sendak and Bronson Pinchot give the best interviews. Amelie Gillette http://media.avclub.com/audio/articles/article/34451/hatecast-19_Yell-Me-Better.mp3 Thu, 22 Oct 2009 17:10:28 -0500 GMT The prevalence of "Yell therapy" TV shows, George Clooney's sad fate, and how Maurice Sendak and Bronson Pinchot give the best interviews. Oprah Lawsuits Are The Best Lawsuits http://media.avclub.com/audio/articles/article/34098/hatecast-18_101609.mp3 The strange, ridiculous beauty of an Oprah lawsuit, Ivanka Trump's asinine new advice book, and Alicia Silverstone's magical, sparkling vegan diet. Amelie Gillette http://media.avclub.com/audio/articles/article/34098/hatecast-18_101609.mp3 Wed, 14 Oct 2009 14:30:14 -0500 GMT The strange, ridiculous beauty of an Oprah lawsuit, Ivanka Trump's asinine new advice book, and Alicia Silverstone's magical, sparkling vegan diet. Mo'Nique Knows She Can't Eat An Oscar http://media.avclub.com/audio/articles/article/33869/hatecast-17_100909.mp3 Amelie and Nick Gallo discuss David Letterman's body language, Mo'Nique's search for an edible Oscar, and pointless celebrity voiceovers. Amelie Gillette http://media.avclub.com/audio/articles/article/33869/hatecast-17_100909.mp3 Thu, 8 Oct 2009 16:42:19 -0500 GMT Amelie and Nick Gallo discuss David Letterman's body language, Mo'Nique's search for an edible Oscar, and pointless celebrity voiceovers. When You Arrest Roman Polanski, You Arrest All Film Festivals http://media.avclub.com/audio/articles/article/33616/hatecast-16_100109.mp3 Amelie and ONN's Liz Koe discuss how this whole Roman Polanski arrest is really about art, how tell-all books need to step up their game and why the Brits love Friends. Amelie Gillette http://media.avclub.com/audio/articles/article/33616/hatecast-16_100109.mp3 Thu, 1 Oct 2009 17:19:53 -0500 GMT Amelie and ONN's Liz Koe discuss how this whole Roman Polanski arrest is really about art, how tell-all books need to step up their game and why the Brits love Friends. Coyotes Vs. Jessica Simpson http://media.avclub.com/audio/articles/article/33321/Hatecast-15_092509.mp3 Amelie and Matt Kirsch discuss Jessica Simpson's coyote-related sadness, the Ellen/American Idol debate, and the animosity between TV and the Internet. Amelie Gillette http://media.avclub.com/audio/articles/article/33321/Hatecast-15_092509.mp3 Thu, 24 Sep 2009 15:57:43 -0500 GMT Amelie and Matt Kirsch discuss Jessica Simpson's coyote-related sadness, the Ellen/American Idol debate, and the animosity between TV and the Internet. Women Be Doin' Things http://media.avclub.com/audio/articles/article/33041/hatecast-14_091809.mp3 Kelly Shea and Amelie discuss non-existent sex bracelets, Denmark's dubious tourism strategy, Tyra's new shrine to herself, and how ladies enjoy doing things that people do. Amelie Gillette http://media.avclub.com/audio/articles/article/33041/hatecast-14_091809.mp3 Thu, 17 Sep 2009 16:40:57 -0500 GMT Kelly Shea and Amelie discuss non-existent sex bracelets, Denmark's dubious tourism strategy, Tyra's new shrine to herself, and how ladies enjoy doing things that people do. A Very Special Hatecast (featuring David Cross) http://media.avclub.com/audio/articles/article/32758/hatecast-13_091109.mp3 On this very special Hatecast, Amelie Gillette and David Cross discuss JesusTips.org and more. Amelie Gillette http://media.avclub.com/audio/articles/article/32758/hatecast-13_091109.mp3 Thu, 10 Sep 2009 19:03:03 -0500 GMT On this very special Hatecast, Amelie Gillette and David Cross discuss JesusTips.org and more. This Podcast Is Sooo Mayo http://media.avclub.com/audio/articles/article/32516/hatecast-12_090409.mp3 Amelie and Onion staff writer Will Tracy discuss Miracle Whip's place in the hipster pantheon, Showtime's misguided The Real L Word reality series, Jon Gosselin, pick-up artist, and other important terrible things. Amelie Gillette http://media.avclub.com/audio/articles/article/32516/hatecast-12_090409.mp3 Thu, 3 Sep 2009 15:52:53 -0500 GMT Amelie and Onion staff writer Will Tracy discuss Miracle Whip's place in the hipster pantheon, Showtime's misguided The Real L Word reality series, Jon Gosselin, pick-up artist, and other important terrible things. Moms Just Wanna Have Fun. Instead, They Have Drinks. http://media.avclub.com/audio/articles/article/32258/Hatecast-11_082809_.mp3 Amelie and Onion News Network Writer and Casting Director Lang Fisher talk about the proliferation of "drunk mom" culture, KFC's breadless wonder sandwich The Double Down, and inspirational celebrity babies. Amelie Gillette http://media.avclub.com/audio/articles/article/32258/Hatecast-11_082809_.mp3 Thu, 27 Aug 2009 15:01:58 -0500 GMT Amelie and Onion News Network Writer and Casting Director Lang Fisher talk about the proliferation of "drunk mom" culture, KFC's breadless wonder sandwich The Double Down, and inspirational celebrity babies. Yule Log (Featuring Bob Dylan) http://media.avclub.com/audio/articles/article/31754/hatecast-10_082109.mp3 It's Christmas in August! To celebrate this non-holiday, Amelie Gillette and Onion News Network's Will Graham talk about Bob Dylan's upcoming Christmas album, what, exactly, Bravo thinks is art, and the difference between pumas and cougars. Amelie Gillette http://media.avclub.com/audio/articles/article/31754/hatecast-10_082109.mp3 Fri, 14 Aug 2009 20:04:50 -0500 GMT It's Christmas in August! To celebrate this non-holiday, Amelie Gillette and Onion News Network's Will Graham talk about Bob Dylan's upcoming Christmas album, what, exactly, Bravo thinks is art, and the difference between pumas and cougars. Liberals watch Judd Apatow like this, but conservatives watch Judd Apatow like this http://media.avclub.com/audio/articles/article/31685/Hatecast-09_081309.mp3 Amelie Gillette and former Onionite, current bon vivant, Jessie Altman talk about the neoconservative force that is Judd Apatow, Comedy Central's lukewarm roasts, people who are angry about people who are famous for being famous, and seasonal use of Activia yogurt. Amelie Gillette http://media.avclub.com/audio/articles/article/31685/Hatecast-09_081309.mp3 Thu, 13 Aug 2009 17:41:07 -0500 GMT Amelie Gillette and former Onionite, current bon vivant, Jessie Altman talk about the neoconservative force that is Judd Apatow, Comedy Central's lukewarm roasts, people who are angry about people who are famous for being famous, and seasonal use of Activia yogurt. A Quiverfull Of Duggars n' Exploitation http://media.avclub.com/audio/articles/article/31404/Hatecast-08_080609_.mp3 Amelie Gillette and Seth Reiss discuss incest, freak shows, and the corruption of the human spirit. Translation: they talk about Ryan O'Neal's appropriate funeral pick-up lines; the ever-expanding Duggar line of TLC employees; and Mad Men-ification. Amelie Gillette http://media.avclub.com/audio/articles/article/31404/Hatecast-08_080609_.mp3 Thu, 6 Aug 2009 18:13:46 -0500 GMT Amelie Gillette and Seth Reiss discuss incest, freak shows, and the corruption of the human spirit. Translation: they talk about Ryan O'Neal's appropriate funeral pick-up lines; the ever-expanding Duggar line of TLC employees; and Mad Men-ification. What would Lindsay Lohan do with Arthur Miller's bones? http://media.avclub.com/audio/articles/article/31116/Hatecast-7_073109.mp3 Amelie Gillette and Megan Ganz talk about the unofficial Marilyn Monroe appreciation society, Tori Spelling's lose-lose feud with her mom, and Chris Brown's favorite viral video. Amelie Gillette http://media.avclub.com/audio/articles/article/31116/Hatecast-7_073109.mp3 Thu, 30 Jul 2009 17:01:02 -0500 GMT Amelie Gillette and Megan Ganz talk about the unofficial Marilyn Monroe appreciation society, Tori Spelling's lose-lose feud with her mom, and Chris Brown's favorite viral video. Beware the "mild cleavage" of Harry Potter. http://media.avclub.com/audio/articles/article/30809/Hatecast-06_072409.mp3 Amelie and Baratunde Thurston discuss the Dove Foundation's position on Harry Potter, how much the Real Housewives owe Bravo, the impressive cellular acting of Renee Zellweger, and the tyranny of cupcakes. Amelie Gillette http://media.avclub.com/audio/articles/article/30809/Hatecast-06_072409.mp3 Thu, 23 Jul 2009 17:08:41 -0500 GMT Amelie and Baratunde Thurston discuss the Dove Foundation's position on Harry Potter, how much the Real Housewives owe Bravo, the impressive cellular acting of Renee Zellweger, and the tyranny of cupcakes. Women watch True Blood like this, but men watch True Blood like... http://media.avclub.com/audio/articles/article/30501/Hatecast-05_071709.mp3 Amelie Gillette and Caroline Creaghead dig into a few deeply-held beliefs about Showtime's new attempt to make burlesque happen; the way that women are from Venus and watch True Blood; the scourge of "mangagement rings;" and more! Amelie Gillette http://media.avclub.com/audio/articles/article/30501/Hatecast-05_071709.mp3 Thu, 16 Jul 2009 16:44:56 -0500 GMT Amelie Gillette and Caroline Creaghead dig into a few deeply-held beliefs about Showtime's new attempt to make burlesque happen; the way that women are from Venus and watch True Blood; the scourge of "mangagement rings;" and more! Who wants to see some fat people jiggle?; "Hollywood" is calling; MJ's tigers are telepathically in mourning. http://media.avclub.com/audio/articles/article/30209/Hatecast-04_071009.mp3 Mike DiCenzo & Amelie Gillette discuss important terrible things. Amelie Gillette http://media.avclub.com/audio/articles/article/30209/Hatecast-04_071009.mp3 Fri, 10 Jul 2009 08:35:03 -0500 GMT Mike DiCenzo & Amelie Gillette discuss important terrible things. Diddy Schools Everyone On "Man In The Mirror;" Real Products Of The Real Housewives; Carl's Jr Wins For Most Depressing Casting Call http://media.avclub.com/audio/articles/article/29975/Hatecast-03_070309.mp3 John Harris & Amelie Gillette discuss this week's important terrible things. Amelie Gillette http://media.avclub.com/audio/articles/article/29975/Hatecast-03_070309.mp3 Thu, 2 Jul 2009 22:43:52 -0500 GMT John Harris & Amelie Gillette discuss this week's important terrible things. An unhappy Michael Bay; The Fatchelor; Scientology musical chairs, & More http://media.avclub.com/audio/articles/article/29704/Hatecast-02_062609.mp3 Megan Ganz & Amelie Gillette discuss this week's important terrible things Amelie Gillette http://media.avclub.com/audio/articles/article/29704/Hatecast-02_062609.mp3 Thu, 25 Jun 2009 22:51:54 -0500 GMT Megan Ganz & Amelie Gillette discuss this week's important terrible things The comedic stylings of Glenn Beck; McDonald's innovations; Karl Lagerfeld, & More http://media.avclub.com/audio/articles/articleattachment/29416/Hatecast-01_061909.mp3 Joe Garden & Amelie Gillette discuss this week's important terrible things. Amelie Gillette http://media.avclub.com/audio/articles/articleattachment/29416/Hatecast-01_061909.mp3 Fri, 19 Jun 2009 07:52:38 -0500 GMT Joe Garden & Amelie Gillette discuss this week's important terrible things.