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yes MTV says: OMG, Look At These Guidos. http://media.avclub.com/audio/articles/article/35625/hatecast-112009.mp3 Guy Fieri's giant blender, MTV's pre-ridiculed tool TV shows, and MC Hammer's disavowel of Hammerpants. Amelie Gillette http://media.avclub.com/audio/articles/article/35625/hatecast-112009.mp3 Fri, 20 Nov 2009 15:06:05 +0000 GMT Guy Fieri's giant blender, MTV's pre-ridiculed tool TV shows, and MC Hammer's disavowel of Hammerpants. The Twilight Vampires Would Like To Sell You A Volvo http://media.avclub.com/audio/articles/article/35327/hatecast-111309.mp3 Awkward Twilight product placement, Twitter-based sitcoms, J Lo's future career as TV Movie Star, and interactivity stupidity. Amelie Gillette http://media.avclub.com/audio/articles/article/35327/hatecast-111309.mp3 Thu, 12 Nov 2009 22:29:33 +0000 GMT Awkward Twilight product placement, Twitter-based sitcoms, J Lo's future career as TV Movie Star, and interactivity stupidity. Men text like this, but metrosexuals text like xxx http://media.avclub.com/audio/articles/article/35052/hatecast-21_110409..mp3 The horrors of "metrotextuality," ABC's plan to create YouTube videos of celebrities dancing popular dances, and Wal-Mart caskets. Amelie Gillette http://media.avclub.com/audio/articles/article/35052/hatecast-21_110409..mp3 Thu, 5 Nov 2009 22:25:00 +0000 GMT The horrors of "metrotextuality," ABC's plan to create YouTube videos of celebrities dancing popular dances, and Wal-Mart caskets. Y'all Jealous Of Sarah Palin http://media.avclub.com/audio/articles/article/34766/hatecast-20_103009.mp3 Fictional characters that are jealous of Sarah Palin, Charmin's devious Times Square bathroom plan, and Sandra "Here's A Stack Of Cakes" Lee. Amelie Gillette http://media.avclub.com/audio/articles/article/34766/hatecast-20_103009.mp3 Thu, 29 Oct 2009 21:10:33 +0000 GMT Fictional characters that are jealous of Sarah Palin, Charmin's devious Times Square bathroom plan, and Sandra "Here's A Stack Of Cakes" Lee. Yell Me Better! http://media.avclub.com/audio/articles/article/34451/hatecast-19_Yell-Me-Better.mp3 The prevalence of "Yell therapy" TV shows, George Clooney's sad fate, and how Maurice Sendak and Bronson Pinchot give the best interviews. Amelie Gillette http://media.avclub.com/audio/articles/article/34451/hatecast-19_Yell-Me-Better.mp3 Thu, 22 Oct 2009 22:10:28 +0000 GMT The prevalence of "Yell therapy" TV shows, George Clooney's sad fate, and how Maurice Sendak and Bronson Pinchot give the best interviews. Oprah Lawsuits Are The Best Lawsuits http://media.avclub.com/audio/articles/article/34098/hatecast-18_101609.mp3 The strange, ridiculous beauty of an Oprah lawsuit, Ivanka Trump's asinine new advice book, and Alicia Silverstone's magical, sparkling vegan diet. Amelie Gillette http://media.avclub.com/audio/articles/article/34098/hatecast-18_101609.mp3 Wed, 14 Oct 2009 19:30:14 +0000 GMT The strange, ridiculous beauty of an Oprah lawsuit, Ivanka Trump's asinine new advice book, and Alicia Silverstone's magical, sparkling vegan diet. Mo'Nique Knows She Can't Eat An Oscar http://media.avclub.com/audio/articles/article/33869/hatecast-17_100909.mp3 Amelie and Nick Gallo discuss David Letterman's body language, Mo'Nique's search for an edible Oscar, and pointless celebrity voiceovers. Amelie Gillette http://media.avclub.com/audio/articles/article/33869/hatecast-17_100909.mp3 Thu, 8 Oct 2009 21:42:19 +0000 GMT Amelie and Nick Gallo discuss David Letterman's body language, Mo'Nique's search for an edible Oscar, and pointless celebrity voiceovers. When You Arrest Roman Polanski, You Arrest All Film Festivals http://media.avclub.com/audio/articles/article/33616/hatecast-16_100109.mp3 Amelie and ONN's Liz Koe discuss how this whole Roman Polanski arrest is really about art, how tell-all books need to step up their game and why the Brits love Friends. Amelie Gillette http://media.avclub.com/audio/articles/article/33616/hatecast-16_100109.mp3 Thu, 1 Oct 2009 22:19:53 +0000 GMT Amelie and ONN's Liz Koe discuss how this whole Roman Polanski arrest is really about art, how tell-all books need to step up their game and why the Brits love Friends. Coyotes Vs. Jessica Simpson http://media.avclub.com/audio/articles/article/33321/Hatecast-15_092509.mp3 Amelie and Matt Kirsch discuss Jessica Simpson's coyote-related sadness, the Ellen/American Idol debate, and the animosity between TV and the Internet. Amelie Gillette http://media.avclub.com/audio/articles/article/33321/Hatecast-15_092509.mp3 Thu, 24 Sep 2009 20:57:43 +0000 GMT Amelie and Matt Kirsch discuss Jessica Simpson's coyote-related sadness, the Ellen/American Idol debate, and the animosity between TV and the Internet. Women Be Doin' Things http://media.avclub.com/audio/articles/article/33041/hatecast-14_091809.mp3 Kelly Shea and Amelie discuss non-existent sex bracelets, Denmark's dubious tourism strategy, Tyra's new shrine to herself, and how ladies enjoy doing things that people do. Amelie Gillette http://media.avclub.com/audio/articles/article/33041/hatecast-14_091809.mp3 Thu, 17 Sep 2009 21:40:57 +0000 GMT Kelly Shea and Amelie discuss non-existent sex bracelets, Denmark's dubious tourism strategy, Tyra's new shrine to herself, and how ladies enjoy doing things that people do. A Very Special Hatecast (featuring David Cross) http://media.avclub.com/audio/articles/article/32758/hatecast-13_091109.mp3 On this very special Hatecast, Amelie Gillette and David Cross discuss JesusTips.org and more. Amelie Gillette http://media.avclub.com/audio/articles/article/32758/hatecast-13_091109.mp3 Fri, 11 Sep 2009 00:03:03 +0000 GMT On this very special Hatecast, Amelie Gillette and David Cross discuss JesusTips.org and more. This Podcast Is Sooo Mayo http://media.avclub.com/audio/articles/article/32516/hatecast-12_090409.mp3 Amelie and Onion staff writer Will Tracy discuss Miracle Whip's place in the hipster pantheon, Showtime's misguided The Real L Word reality series, Jon Gosselin, pick-up artist, and other important terrible things. Amelie Gillette http://media.avclub.com/audio/articles/article/32516/hatecast-12_090409.mp3 Thu, 3 Sep 2009 20:52:53 +0000 GMT Amelie and Onion staff writer Will Tracy discuss Miracle Whip's place in the hipster pantheon, Showtime's misguided The Real L Word reality series, Jon Gosselin, pick-up artist, and other important terrible things. Moms Just Wanna Have Fun. Instead, They Have Drinks. http://media.avclub.com/audio/articles/article/32258/Hatecast-11_082809_.mp3 Amelie and Onion News Network Writer and Casting Director Lang Fisher talk about the proliferation of "drunk mom" culture, KFC's breadless wonder sandwich The Double Down, and inspirational celebrity babies. Amelie Gillette http://media.avclub.com/audio/articles/article/32258/Hatecast-11_082809_.mp3 Thu, 27 Aug 2009 20:01:58 +0000 GMT Amelie and Onion News Network Writer and Casting Director Lang Fisher talk about the proliferation of "drunk mom" culture, KFC's breadless wonder sandwich The Double Down, and inspirational celebrity babies. Yule Log (Featuring Bob Dylan) http://media.avclub.com/audio/articles/article/31754/hatecast-10_082109.mp3 It's Christmas in August! To celebrate this non-holiday, Amelie Gillette and Onion News Network's Will Graham talk about Bob Dylan's upcoming Christmas album, what, exactly, Bravo thinks is art, and the difference between pumas and cougars. Amelie Gillette http://media.avclub.com/audio/articles/article/31754/hatecast-10_082109.mp3 Sat, 15 Aug 2009 01:04:50 +0000 GMT It's Christmas in August! To celebrate this non-holiday, Amelie Gillette and Onion News Network's Will Graham talk about Bob Dylan's upcoming Christmas album, what, exactly, Bravo thinks is art, and the difference between pumas and cougars. Liberals watch Judd Apatow like this, but conservatives watch Judd Apatow like this http://media.avclub.com/audio/articles/article/31685/Hatecast-09_081309.mp3 Amelie Gillette and former Onionite, current bon vivant, Jessie Altman talk about the neoconservative force that is Judd Apatow, Comedy Central's lukewarm roasts, people who are angry about people who are famous for being famous, and seasonal use of Activia yogurt. Amelie Gillette http://media.avclub.com/audio/articles/article/31685/Hatecast-09_081309.mp3 Thu, 13 Aug 2009 22:41:07 +0000 GMT Amelie Gillette and former Onionite, current bon vivant, Jessie Altman talk about the neoconservative force that is Judd Apatow, Comedy Central's lukewarm roasts, people who are angry about people who are famous for being famous, and seasonal use of Activia yogurt. A Quiverfull Of Duggars n' Exploitation http://media.avclub.com/audio/articles/article/31404/Hatecast-08_080609_.mp3 Amelie Gillette and Seth Reiss discuss incest, freak shows, and the corruption of the human spirit. Translation: they talk about Ryan O'Neal's appropriate funeral pick-up lines; the ever-expanding Duggar line of TLC employees; and Mad Men-ification. Amelie Gillette http://media.avclub.com/audio/articles/article/31404/Hatecast-08_080609_.mp3 Thu, 6 Aug 2009 23:13:46 +0000 GMT Amelie Gillette and Seth Reiss discuss incest, freak shows, and the corruption of the human spirit. Translation: they talk about Ryan O'Neal's appropriate funeral pick-up lines; the ever-expanding Duggar line of TLC employees; and Mad Men-ification. What would Lindsay Lohan do with Arthur Miller's bones? http://media.avclub.com/audio/articles/article/31116/Hatecast-7_073109.mp3 Amelie Gillette and Megan Ganz talk about the unofficial Marilyn Monroe appreciation society, Tori Spelling's lose-lose feud with her mom, and Chris Brown's favorite viral video. Amelie Gillette http://media.avclub.com/audio/articles/article/31116/Hatecast-7_073109.mp3 Thu, 30 Jul 2009 22:01:02 +0000 GMT Amelie Gillette and Megan Ganz talk about the unofficial Marilyn Monroe appreciation society, Tori Spelling's lose-lose feud with her mom, and Chris Brown's favorite viral video. Beware the "mild cleavage" of Harry Potter. http://media.avclub.com/audio/articles/article/30809/Hatecast-06_072409.mp3 Amelie and Baratunde Thurston discuss the Dove Foundation's position on Harry Potter, how much the Real Housewives owe Bravo, the impressive cellular acting of Renee Zellweger, and the tyranny of cupcakes. Amelie Gillette http://media.avclub.com/audio/articles/article/30809/Hatecast-06_072409.mp3 Thu, 23 Jul 2009 22:08:41 +0000 GMT Amelie and Baratunde Thurston discuss the Dove Foundation's position on Harry Potter, how much the Real Housewives owe Bravo, the impressive cellular acting of Renee Zellweger, and the tyranny of cupcakes. Women watch True Blood like this, but men watch True Blood like... http://media.avclub.com/audio/articles/article/30501/Hatecast-05_071709.mp3 Amelie Gillette and Caroline Creaghead dig into a few deeply-held beliefs about Showtime's new attempt to make burlesque happen; the way that women are from Venus and watch True Blood; the scourge of "mangagement rings;" and more! Amelie Gillette http://media.avclub.com/audio/articles/article/30501/Hatecast-05_071709.mp3 Thu, 16 Jul 2009 21:44:56 +0000 GMT Amelie Gillette and Caroline Creaghead dig into a few deeply-held beliefs about Showtime's new attempt to make burlesque happen; the way that women are from Venus and watch True Blood; the scourge of "mangagement rings;" and more! Who wants to see some fat people jiggle?; "Hollywood" is calling; MJ's tigers are telepathically in mourning. http://media.avclub.com/audio/articles/article/30209/Hatecast-04_071009.mp3 Mike DiCenzo & Amelie Gillette discuss important terrible things. Amelie Gillette http://media.avclub.com/audio/articles/article/30209/Hatecast-04_071009.mp3 Fri, 10 Jul 2009 13:35:03 +0000 GMT Mike DiCenzo & Amelie Gillette discuss important terrible things. Diddy Schools Everyone On "Man In The Mirror;" Real Products Of The Real Housewives; Carl's Jr Wins For Most Depressing Casting Call http://media.avclub.com/audio/articles/article/29975/Hatecast-03_070309.mp3 John Harris & Amelie Gillette discuss this week's important terrible things. Amelie Gillette http://media.avclub.com/audio/articles/article/29975/Hatecast-03_070309.mp3 Fri, 3 Jul 2009 03:43:52 +0000 GMT John Harris & Amelie Gillette discuss this week's important terrible things. An unhappy Michael Bay; The Fatchelor; Scientology musical chairs, & More http://media.avclub.com/audio/articles/article/29704/Hatecast-02_062609.mp3 Megan Ganz & Amelie Gillette discuss this week's important terrible things Amelie Gillette http://media.avclub.com/audio/articles/article/29704/Hatecast-02_062609.mp3 Fri, 26 Jun 2009 03:51:54 +0000 GMT Megan Ganz & Amelie Gillette discuss this week's important terrible things The comedic stylings of Glenn Beck; McDonald's innovations; Karl Lagerfeld, & More http://media.avclub.com/audio/articles/articleattachment/29416/Hatecast-01_061909.mp3 Joe Garden & Amelie Gillette discuss this week's important terrible things. Amelie Gillette http://media.avclub.com/audio/articles/articleattachment/29416/Hatecast-01_061909.mp3 Fri, 19 Jun 2009 12:52:38 +0000 GMT Joe Garden & Amelie Gillette discuss this week's important terrible things.