Tabloids descend upon Madison
While Decider was out getting all scandalized about Rhett Miller's hip-shakin' performance at the Majestic on Saturday, such well-regarded national publications as Us and OK! descended upon the Kohl Center to report on Jessica Simpson's set of "music" as she opened up for Rascal Flatts. OK! followed her across the Midwest, but Us really got the "scoop" with this "angle":
Who still wears short shorts? Jessica Simpson.Despite scrutiny over her weight, the singer wore daisy dukes -- which she famously flaunted in 2005 while promoting The Dukes of Hazard -- at The Kohl Center in Madison, Wisconsin, on Friday.
Ah, great. It is like we were there. Here's some more fluff, courtesy of Pop Sugar. And now back to your tabloid-ignored, daisy-dukes-deprived existence, Madison.
