White Rabbits to return to Madison

Yes, perhaps we flyover folk get a little cranky about dapper bands from Brooklyn what done come through our clubs puttin' on airs and all. Then again, the first time I saw White Rabbits, I had so much fun my fucking hands were literally bruised from clapping the next day. Turns out rhythm and catchiness translate whether or not you're skeptical of indie-rock darlings. Besides, if they can get me off my cranky ass, you know they've got something going. (None of this is an April Fool's joke. In fact, everyone Decider suffered a Neil Hamburger-like failure to come up with good material for this prankiest of days. So that stuff about journalism dying is definitely true.) In light of all this, it's exciting to hear that White Rabbits will return to the High Noon Saloon on June 30. What's more protective, golf gloves or bandage wraps? Here's a video of the show that damaged my tender palm-flesh: