Wrong place, wrong time
First prize is a date with your missed connection. Second prize is a set of steak knives. Third prize is you're fired.
More Always Be (Missing) Connections
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Each week, we pick four thematically linked Missed Connections from the weekend to compete in a battle of opinion. First prize is a date with the missed connection. Second prize is a set of steak knives. Third prize is you’re fired. (We have no power to actually award any of these prizes. Leave your ranking in the comments.)
Cupid’s arrow can puncture one’s chest at inopportune moments, which, before the advent of Craigslist, could have led to your one true love escaping forever into a well-guarded ladies locker room, a partially frozen body of water, or a restraining order. But which of these victims of circumstance deserves to reconnect with their Missed Connections?
Contestant 1
Hottie in Shorts at Capital Fitness - m4w - 46 (Madison)
You were wearing those shorts that highlight your beautiful body and those wonderful legs. I am an older guy that appreciates a beautiful woman and you absolutely made my day, week and month and year for that matter. If you are at all interested in going to dinner, having a coffee or an escape from life’s stresses, please get in touch.
Contestant 2
Polar plunge (1:45ishpm) - m4m - 24 (Plunge line)
You: attractive dude in a tiny speedo. Had already jumped once. I assume you are an SAE because you came and talked with a bunch of SAE bros in front of us. You tried to plunge again, but they wouldn't let you. We caught glances a couple of times. In the tent, you changed into sweats that had “We Want You!” written across the ass.
Me: Behind the SAE bros in a crazy costume. Pretty recognizable. Let me know what I was wearing if you think this is you. Would love to chat/grab some beers.
Contestant 3
A connection was made with the look you gave me. - m4w - 23 (East Towne Culvers)
I took your order and you shot me a very cute look and smile. We exchanged a few more looks before you left. You are very gorgeous and I feel we made a silent connection. I regret not getting your number or saying something more. I’d very much like to know more about you and hope you see this and we meet again.
Contestant 4
neighbor i know you've seen me watching - 38 (sun prairie)
my bedroom window faces the back of your house
glass double doors you’ve lived there almost 2 years
some time i think you want me to watch
others not so much
when you first moved in would watch you strip
down naked as soon as you walked in the door
would like to watch more of the both of you
let me know please put peeping tom in subject to avoid spam
Who is the most deserving of a callback? Leave your ranking in the comments. (1=date, 2=steak knives, 3=fired, 4=really fired)
