5 alternate headlines to accompany these ridiculous Paul Ryan workout photos
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Less than 24 hours before the highly anticipated vice presidential debate, TIME magazine has released what could charitably be called a “photo essay” of Republican VP candidate Paul Ryan demonstrating what could charitably be called his “workout regime.” The photos were taken last December, and they depict Ryan getting his P90X on while mugging for the camera in a way that clearly says “Please don’t run these pictures the day before my debate.”
Barring any further commentary—because, let’s be honest, these beauties speak for themselves—we present five alternate headlines to accompany these ridiculous photos. [via Gawker]
“WTF”
“Hear Paul Ryan now and believe him later” (Hans and Franz reference)
“Hey girl, these Paul Ryan workout photos should finally kill off the ‘Hey girl, it’s Paul Ryan’ thing”
“Paul Ryan workout photos prove—oh for Christ’s sake, look at this fucking guy”
“And Paul Ryan…as The Beaver”
