Blondes (and Marilyn Manson fans) have more fun
Each week, we pick four thematically linked Missed Connections from the weekend to compete in a battle of opinion. First prize is a date with the missed connection. Second prize is a set of steak knives. Third prize is you’re fired. (We have no power to actually award any of these prizes. Leave your ranking in the comments.)
If Rod Stewart is to be believed (and who wouldn’t believe Rod Stewart?), blondes have more fun. But what about lonely, love-struck dudes who are into Marilyn Manson? Don’t they deserve some Internet-assisted frivolity, and/or hookups? And so we find our theme for this week’s Always Be (Missing) Connections, which takes us to such far-off places as Cedarburg, Wauwatosa, and The Rave.
Stocky blonde - w4m - 23 (Cedarburg)
I saw you and you’re mom driving in a white Kia. It looks like you had some laundry in the car. I was walking downtown with my boyfriend and you caught my eye. There were a bunch of democratic stickers on the bumper of your car. You look at me and I winked. I would leave my bf 4 u.
Extremely attractive blonde guy - m4m (PicNSave-Wauwatosa)
I know this sounds cheesy but whenever I see you my heart races, i try not to look at you because I know i’m blushing. You were saying, Bye to someone and I was putting something in my basket when I turned and there you were again. I know I should have said something, I guess that’s why they call this missed connections. Thanks for making my grocerie trips so enjoyable :)
The Rave Marilyn Manson - m4w - 30 (Milwaukee)
We talked briefly after I almost spilled beer on you. You were cute and left a few times but returned I should have followed you after you left to grab a drink during a old school song. Tell me your age and what you were wearing in your hair so I know it’s you!
manson - m4w (eagles ball)
To the women at the concert last night. That I was lucky enough to spend a short while with. I just wanted to let you know you are stunning and very enjoyable. Was wondering if you would be interested in maybe going out some time? Who I was, the guy smoking on the deck by the Tshirts. You and your friend where sitting there together. You can tell me what kind of drinks I bought you.
Who is the most deserving of a callback? Leave your ranking in the comments. (1=date, 2=steak knives, 3=fired, 4=really fired)