Brett Favre might've introduced his lil’ gunslinger to a former Jets employee
As the world waits for official confirmation on whether Brett Favre has indeed retired from the Minnesota Vikings, Deadspin has brought a topless bearded lady covered in hot sauce to this media circus: The site is reporting that the very married Favre made romantic overtures to a former New York Jets employee in 2008. And by “romantic overtures,” we mean “sent her disgusting photos of his penis.”
The Deadspin post outlines how the site wrangled this information out of Jenn Sterger, a model and writer who currently works for The Daily Line. According to Sterger, Favre’s advances began with a series of phone calls and his patented small-town Southern-boy charm. We’ll let Deadspin take it from here:
Sterger claimed she spurned Favre's advances because he was married, but also because she was working for the Jets at the time she didn't think it was the best idea to start a torrid affair with the team's highest profile player (the Jets have not responded to a question about any knowledge of the Favre/Sterger saga at this time). Plus, if she went forward with how aggressive he was and how skeeved out she was to some of her superiors, she suspected she might lose her job. The interactions were flirty and strange but she didn't think there wasn't anything that made her too uncomfortable. But then, one night, Sterger received a picture on her phone which was so shocking that she just tossed it across the room. It was his dick. Brett Favre's dick. And it happened multiple times. In fact, Sterger claims that, in one of the photos Favre allegedly sent her, he's masturbating—while wearing a pair of Crocs.
Suddenly, “gunslinger” has a whole new meaning. Have fun with that mental picture for the rest of your life! At any rate, our Favre B.S. post seems more and more ill-timed by the minute.