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First prize is a date with your missed connection. Second prize is a set of steak knives. Third prize is you're fired.
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Each week, we pick four thematically linked Missed Connections from the weekend to compete in a battle of opinion. First prize is a date with the missed connection. Second prize is a set of steak knives. Third prize is you’re fired. (We have no power to actually award any of these prizes. Leave your ranking in the comments.)
As we get older, our accumulated baggage can get in the way of true, Internet-assisted love. Failed relationships, financial debt, and extra pounds can become hook-up-killing roadblocks. Oh, and children. Don’t forget about the children. And so we find our theme for this week’s rugrat-filled Missed Connections roundup:
CONTESTANT 1
Monster Truck Mom (Pink Coat) - m4w - 45
Long shot here...you (pink short winter coat and jeans) were with your son at the show and looked so cute! Tried to find the right time to get close to you to say a few words, but as the performance ended, you got lost in the crowd, although, I saw you once again, going down the escallator and gave you a long smile, not sure if you caught it. Please respond with “TELL ME MORE” in the subject line. (Fingers crossed).
CONTESTANT 2
IHOP Miller Park Way 11:30 this morning - m4w - 55 (You were sitting with a toddler)
You were sitting by the hostess stand, dressed in black, jet black hair, latino?, red lipstick, gorgeous, short skirt, black leggings and the little girl (daughter?) had a purple head dress and was playing with the cream dispensers. I don’t think you noticed me, I was with a younger black lady but I noticed no ring on your left hand. You are smokin!!! HMB if you care...
CONTESTANT 3
McDonalds-Hwy 100 & Forest Home - m4w
You were there around 5:00 PM on Saturday with a young son who was playing in the Playland. Didn’t see a wedding ring on your finger either. You had blondish-brown hair and I thought you were gorgeous. We talked briefly and you left before I knew it.
CONTESTANT 4
Mom in the black Rav4, Brewers plate - m4w - 34
Dropping off the kids this morning at Greenfield Middle School, you were behind me in line. Noticed you in my rearview mirror. You’re very pretty...I’d love to talk to you sometime. Let me know who you dropped off, so I know I’ve got the right person.
Who is the most deserving of a callback? Leave your ranking in the comments. (1=date, 2=steak knives, 3=fired, 4=really fired)
