Down at the corner grocery store
Each week, we pick four thematically linked Missed Connections from the weekend to compete in a battle of opinion. First prize is a date with the missed connection. Second prize is a set of steak knives. Third prize is you’re fired. (We have no power to actually award any of these prizes. Leave your ranking in the comments.)
Sendik’s manager - m4m - 45 (Milwaukee)
We see each other regularly and usually have some conversation about your work or my work. I’m really attracted to you and not sure if there is any chance you might be interested in meeting, but I hope you see this and reply. Let me know something about you and me to let me know it’s really you.
pick n save parking lot - m4w (oconomowoc)
We made eye contact while you were loading your van...I noticed no wedding ring....I should have said something.
Pick N Save - Tosa (State Street)
I’m looking for the super hot guy I saw in the bread aisle this afternoon...when you squatted down too get something from the lower shelf I about fell over—that is such a sexy ass you have. You have a great smile and would really like to connect....tell me what color underwear you had and what color shirt I was wearing. Really hope you see this.
To the Fine Lady at PickNSave HC - m4w (PickNSave, HC)
This is a very long shot I know. I just had to try this. To the very fine Lady at PickNSave, Hales Corners today, Sunday around 5:00 PM. I have to say that you were gorgeous. I couldn’t take my eyes off of you and your Soft, Smooth, tan looking legs. I just wanted to come up to you and feel the softness of them. You were wearing a pair of short short jean shorts, white summer hoody and a pair of rhine stone flip flops, glasses and your hair was up in a type of a bun. If you see this I sure would like a response. If you remember tell me what I looked like and was wearing. If not hope to see you there again!!!!!
Who is the most deserving of a callback? Leave your ranking in the comments. (1=date, 2=steak knives, 3=fired, 4=really fired)