Each week, we pick four thematically linked Missed Connections from the weekend to compete in a battle of opinion. First prize is a date with the missed connection. Second prize is a set of steak knives. Third prize is you’re fired. (We have no power to actually award any of these prizes. Leave your ranking in the comments.)
It’s common knowledge that maintaining good eye contact is the key to any fulfilling or pleasant conversation. It’s also useful in “sealing the deal” with a potential mate, if you know what we mean. And thus we find the theme in today’s googly-eyes Missed Connections roundup.
Staring at my... - m4w - 38 (Metro Market downtown)
To the cute brunette today at the Downtown Pick n Save, I’m glad you liked what you saw but you should have talked to me ;) I normally don't go out commando, but today was laundry day. I caught you staring at the bulge in my workout shorts and it was cute how embarrassed and flushed you got before you smiled and hurried out of the aisle. I saw you one more time before you disappeared and you couldn’t help but steal another glance. I know its a long shot and I've never seen you there before, but if you see this - send me an email. I would love to give you a private showing if you’d like ;)
Via Downer - m4m - 22 (East side)
Long shot but, you we at Via on downer last night, wearing a blue hoodie. With 2 girls at the bar. We kept making eye contact, hit me back if you’re interested.
Girl at Pick n Save - m4w - 25 (Holt Ave)
Well, I think we locked eyes for a moment, and I pretended to look at the ice cream even though I went there for coffee, heh. You had short red hair and a green coat. I was wearing brown pants, a grey sweater, and a black hat with shaggy hair. I wanted to say something to you but you were already in line when I had my chance.
Burger King - m4w - 35 (West Allis)
Well happy Sunday to you. My grandma is at church so I thought I would confess my love to the woman I saw yesterday when I took the bus to Burger King. You were standing in line in front of me. You had on some velvet pants that were red. I didn’t really pay much attention to those, I was more worried about the underwear you had underneath. Were they thongs, granny panties, boy shorts, or were you commando? Your booty was amazing! I want to spank it and watch it jiggle, but I couldn’t. As we waited I thought you noticed me by the feeling of my hot breath on your neck. I was panting like a dog in heat. I waited so long in the line that starring at you and imagining you for this long period of time I had become aroused! Could you be the first living thing that I made love to? I don’t get around much because my Grandma always has me doing chores for here to compensate for the rent. I am hoping you noticed me and would read this. I am using my Grandmas computer to write this, so you will have to contact me on my X-Box live account Grandmasboi1245. I am always playing some Halo or other RPG games! I hope you see this because I don’t want to be a virgin anymore and I lust for your body! P.S. I hope you believe the motto “it’s the motion in the ocean” because I am a full 5. Btw please refer to me as baby boy.
Who is the most deserving of a callback? Leave your ranking in the comments. (1=date, 2=steak knives, 3=fired, 4=really fired)