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First prize is a date with your missed connection. Second prize is a set of steak knives. Third prize is you're fired.
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Each week, we pick four thematically linked Missed Connections from the weekend to compete in a battle of opinion. First prize is a date with the missed connection. Second prize is a set of steak knives. Third prize is you’re fired. (We have no power to actually award any of these prizes. Leave your ranking in the comments.)
The right kind of food can be a powerful aphrodisiac (think chocolate and strawberries), while the wrong kind of food can be a mood- and sex-drive-killer (think taco dip and Funyuns). Dining out is usually an easy way to avoid the pratfalls of cooking at home, though choosing the right restaurant is still crucial in the game of love, Internet-assisted or otherwise. And so we find our theme for this week’s black-coffee-stained Missed Connections roundup:
CONTESTANT 1
Ma Fischer’s - m4w - 31 (Milwaukee)
To the ladies who put up with all the craziness at Ma Fischer’s overnight, thank you. It’s fun to come in on my lunchbreak and watch people, but my eyes frequently end up caught on one of you. I’m the average guy who’s become pretty much a weeknight regular. I’ll never say anything while I’m there - I’m not into making the world an awkward place.
CONTESTANT 2
Hot stud at George Webbs this morning - m4m - 28 (Howell Ave)
You looked like you were in your thirties and I tried giving you the eye. Let me know what I look like so i know it’s you.
CONTESTANT 3
APPLEBEES GUY! - m4m - 20 (SOUTHRIDGE)
Hey, i was on the other side of you sitting with a woman in crutches....and you are white and had glasses very cute you were with a girl and mom and dad?? we kept making eyes contact.....hit me up if your interested, and tell me wat i was wearing....thnx...
CONTESTANT 4
George Webb: Saturday 1:15pm - m4m - 50 (3rd and Wells)
Older muscular guy. You sat next to me at the counter at the George Webb Restaurant. You arrived after me. You arrived about 1:15pm. We made eye contact, especially when I was paying my bill. Describe what I was wearing.
Who is the most deserving of a callback? Leave your ranking in the comments. (1=date, 2=steak knives, 3=fired, 4=really fired)
