Local Newswire Men’s Health gives Milwaukee a “D” when it comes to single women

If the world of men’s magazines were a wedding, Men’s Health would be like the best man giving a surprisingly sweet toast, while most of the others would be the drunk dudes using the disposable cameras to take pictures of their dongs. But Men’s Health is still only a man, and that magazine needs to run with its dogs every now and then, are you with us fellas? Now Men’s Health has done so, by putting together a surprisingly extensive list ranking and grading U.S. cities by their populations of single women. Drawing raw numbers from the U.S. Census and consumer researchers Experian Simmons, and using stats like the ratio of single women to single men, the percentage of gainfully employed women, and “the number who work out,” the publication listed 100 cities in order. BAM, you get an “F,” Las Vegas! On the opposite end of the spectrum, Washington, D.C. rules as the “A+” metro area with the most eligible women.

Sadly, Milwaukee ranks at No. 80 on the list, nursing a “D+” with very few eligible women to comfort it in its time of need. In fact, compared to Milwaukee, most other cities in the country look like total chick utopias ... great, Men’s Health, now you have us doing it, too.