Muskie expos and “big booty girls”
First prize is a date with your missed connection. Second prize is a set of steak knives. Third prize is you're fired.
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Each week, we pick four thematically linked Missed Connections from the weekend to compete in a battle of opinion. First prize is a date with the missed connection. Second prize is a set of steak knives. Third prize is you’re fired. (We have no power to actually award any of these prizes. Leave your ranking in the comments.)
We strive to find a unifying theme for Always Be (Missing) Connections, but that common thread can often be elusive. Sometimes, disparate posts involving muskie expos, “big booty girls,” and women who give out fake phone numbers have to be spotlighted at all costs. And so we find our non-theme for this week’s random Missed Connections roundup:
CONTESTANT 1
milwaukee muskie expo - m4w - 33 (milwaukee)
looking for name of vendor in far back corner, wanted to speak w young blond working register, thought i felt a connection and just wanted to talk to her more, name of vendor in far back corner? they had the rack of all pink baits, by the spray muskie...she was one of the younger women working...its a long shot...if anyone knows name of vendor let me know...thanks great expo!!
CONTESTANT 2
Nymphet at Turner Hall - m4w - 26 (mke-turner hall)
You were the beautiful dancer, lilting and twirling to Heartless Bastards as though they were your lifeblood. I was the brown-haired denim clad guy bobbing to the music, thoroughly pleased. I enjoyed your dancing (such moves can hardly be contained by this word or world), as did the circle of people you accidentally formed with your abrupt interpretations. Your two friends looked a little nervous when you wrapped your arms around me, and so I tried to be cordial, and contort with you, but couldn't find it in me to do much more. I’m wondering now why I didn’t. I’m also wondering if you remember this at all. If you do, say hello. I think you’re pretty.
CONTESTANT 3
Elizabeth. Gave me wrong # - m4w - 25 (le mad planet)
…ended up texting some chick that was engaged, tried to convince her I was the one. It’s me though, tall guy with a beard, we kissed, I let you borrow my chapstick, you’re a nerd.
CONTESTANT 4
big booty girl - m4w (sams club franklin)
saw you in line wit your daughter. u are one sexy mamma and have a great behind.
Who is the most deserving of a callback? Leave your ranking in the comments. (1=date, 2=steak knives, 3=fired, 4=really fired)
