Playboy model to occupy Front Row Amy’s seat at today’s Brewers game, for some reason
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Regular viewers of televised Brewers games are likely familiar with the grinning visage and cavernous, man-made cleavage of Front Row Amy. The buxom super fan is a near-constant presence at every Brew Crew home game, and her talent for scoring front-row tickets and filling out a tank top has rocketed her to sub-Maxim heights of fame. But what happens when the Oshkosh-based mom/serial tweeter can’t make it to a game? What if she—gasp!—can’t make it to today’s Brewers-Reds game? Luckily, the bro-tacular bros at sports-’n’-babes website Busted Coverage have your back, bro, and are sending in 25-year-old Playboy model Ashley Ilenfeld to fill Front Row Amy’s vacant seat at today’s game. Because that’s something clearly worth doing.
According to the site:
A few weeks ago while doing some research on the First Lady of Milwaukee baseball, we noticed that the infamous Front Row Amy was selling her seat to several Brewers’ games. She wouldn’t be attending. Had other plans. Suddenly the idea popped into my head. What if we replaced Front Row Amy with a hot chick of our choosing? How would Milwaukee react to a Playboy model sitting in Amy’s seat? Would there be a revolt?
Yep, we’re going to find out on Wednesday against the Reds.
While a Miller Park-rending revolt seems unlikely, the Busted Coverage stunt may answer some questions that have long plagued baseball scholars: Does America’s pastime need an infusion of more “hot chicks”? Will swapping out one questionably famous woman for another rankle anyone but telecast color commentator Bill Schroeder? Will the lack of Front Row Amy’s impressive box-scoring/leaning-forward skills throw the Brewers’ bullpen into disarray? Can Ilenfeld’s appearance in Casting Calls #96 finally get through to starting pitcher Zack Greinke? Will anyone use Busted Coverage’s #TweetHerSeat hashtag other than Busted Coverage? You do realize that today’s game isn’t on TV, right?