Each week, we pick four thematically linked Missed Connections from the weekend to compete in a battle of opinion. First prize is a date with the missed connection. Second prize is a set of steak knives. Third prize is you’re fired. (We have no power to actually award any of these prizes. Leave your ranking in the comments.)
As Paula Abdul and MC Skat Cat once famously proclaimed, opposites attract. And nowhere is that truism, well, truer than in the delightful world of online personal ads. And thus we find our theme for this week’s upstairs-downstairs, typo-prone Missed Connections roundup.
Lady after the hollowen weekend - m4w - 27 (auto zone on 24 and north)
You cought my eye the minute you pulled up, i was parked next to you in the work truck. You needed to get a gas cap, i joke about your prinnecc custome that you didnt have on. You look so nice. I know im latino and your a white lady by race dont matter to me.
Hampton inn west bend - m4w - 50 (West Bend)
To the beautiful blonde who was in the spa with a really huge guy, saturday night would like to talk to you if your available.
Women’s wher R u - m4w - 25 (Milwaukee)
Hi I’m Latin 25 yo I like old women’s 40-55. I’m not play I’m Sirius boy so if some old women needs company I’m redy.
West Milwaukee Lady Police officer - m4w (West Milwaekee)
I see on 43 from time to time and at the pizza place on national patrolling. it’s been a while since i seen you and i hope your not in a relation ship. You always look at me and I can’t get you out my mind. You look so sexy especially when you blow you Beautiful blonde hair up wards when you seem stressed. You around your early 20’s and you handle your job well. I want to approach you but i dont want to get in trouble with the law. Next time I will but until than we just a miss connection.
Who is the most deserving of a callback? Leave your ranking in the comments. (1=date, 2=steak knives, 3=fired, 4=really fired)