Summer festivals and steamy locker rooms
Each week, we pick four thematically linked Missed Connections from the weekend to compete in a battle of opinion. First prize is a date with the missed connection. Second prize is a set of steak knives. Third prize is you’re fired. (We have no power to actually award any of these prizes. Leave your ranking in the comments.)
You work at Bastille Days - w4m - 36
But I know you from some other way. Do you remember how we met? What are you doing later? I’d like to drink wine. Maybe naked.
Tour De Fat - m4w (Milwaukee)
We were watching the “Devil Dan Show.” You had a black top, a peach color dress, long dark hair and a great smile. You thought the show was great which I agreed. I could kick myself for not following up. If you read this and would like to go for a drink please reply with the color hat I wore. Maybe I’ll run into you today at South Shore Frolics or Bastille Day. I can hope.
DEBBIE - m4w (WATER FROLICS)
Debbie our phone numbers didn’t connect not sure why it’s not even in my sent box. You are the most beautiful little thing on 2 wheels or any or no wheels, it was really nice talking with you! Some short Italian guy named Joe.
Lake country racket club-Hartland - m4m - 30 (Hartland)
I see yu at the gym frequently. You are clean cut, tall, very masculine and hot. This morning, however, I walked into the locker room to find you walking naked and wet. I figured you had a great body, but seeing it made my eyes pop out of my head. All I wanted to do was touch you. You began to dry off in the same section of lockers I was at but we were at opposite ends. I’m sure you lead the perfect life; married, dog, a kid or two, and to top it off, a fuckin killer body to go with it. Hit me back to learn more. Having seen you today, my newly discovered fantasy could come to life with you, discreetly, securely and safely. Straight here but you make me want work out and touch.
Who is the most deserving of a callback? Leave your ranking in the comments. (1=date, 2=steak knives, 3=fired, 4=really fired)