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Surprise, surprise: Forbes ranks Milwaukee America's No. 4 worst winter weather city

There are three cities worse off than us?

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Forbes apparently is some sort of finance-oriented magazine read by people much smarter and much, much richer than us, but as far as we can tell all this magazine does is rank cities based on arbitrary categories, like “Who’s the fattest?” or “Where can singles can laid the fastest?” Milwaukee tends to do pretty well on these lists, which is a mixed blessing, especially when it comes to Forbes' latest list of America’s worst winter weather cities. Milwaukee ranks No. 4, which is better than New York City, Boston, and No. 1 worst Cleveland, and not as good as Chicago, Minneapolis, and (gulp) Detroit. Thanks for kicking us in the teeth while we’re in the midst of the season’s worst storm, Forbes!

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