Daddy to whup Pedro, indeed—the New York Post does it again
Sometimes we hate to even acknowledge that it exists (most of those sometimes have something or other to do with politics), but every so often the New York Post does that thing that only the New York Post can do—and you have to tip your cap. It helps if your cap happens to be a Yankees cap today, but either way, it's worth taking a moment to consider just what it means to live in a city that has a major newspaper that can publish a front page like this:

