Judge John Hodgman

A weekly podcast in which celebrity and Famous Minor Television Personality John Hodgman listens to real life disputes between friends, family, co-workers, lovers, dog-walkers, etc.

Latest Episodes

  • The Cow Beef

    Released 07.20.11

    Ted brings this case against his father Paul, who has become obsessed with cows.  Ted argues that his father's cow collection and his inclination to randomly say the word cow, among other issues, indicate the need to tamp down the cow-talk.  Pau...

  • Garbage Man and Wife

    Released 07.06.11

    Matt Haughey of Metafilter and his wife Kay split household chores right down the middle, except when it comes to garbage duty.  Does the person taking out the trash have "garbage hands" that are only suitable to replace the trash bag and deal with a...

  • Ob-Law-Di, Ob-Law-Da

    Released 06.23.11

    Pat and Joe come before the court with a case about that famous rock band, The Beatles. Pat claims that The White Album is one of The Beatles' worst albums and has a scattered approach.

  • Justice is Out There

    Released 06.16.11

    Randi and Chris were gifted Mulder and Scully action figures for Christmas, but differ on their purpose.

  • The Battle of the Baton

    Released 06.09.11

    When Jake listens to his favorite classical music, he finds himself conducting furiously and with abandon.

  • The Friendship Inquest

    Released 06.02.11

    Friends Adam and Will have a dispute about social networking.  Is it Adam's responsibility as a young adult to get with the program and join the online social networking world, or is Will pushing his own life choices on his friend?

  • The Toot Dispute

    Released 05.25.11

    Jason's mom argues that whenever he passes gas, he should proffer an "excuse me" to whomever is present (according to general social etiquette).  Jason says he's an adult and as such, is allowed to do as he pleases.  Should Jason's mom butt out,...

  • The Girlfriend and the Grasshopper

    Released 05.18.11

    Jeff says his live-in girlfriend Courtney habitually hides food from him. Courtney admits that she's hidden food in the past, but only to save Jeff from his own ravenous tendencies, and that she has stopped the practice.

  • The Bedroom Three-way

    Released 05.11.11

    College pals Corey, Tyler and Caitlyn are moving into a new apartment in the coming school year with three bedrooms: two small, one gloriously spacious.

  • Arby's-tration

    Released 05.04.11

    Is it appropriate to ask a cab driver to take you through a drive-thru after a long night of drinking?

  • Tips, Tricks and Justice

    Released 04.29.11

    In this episode, we are joined by SPECIAL GUEST and EXPERT WITNESS Morgan Webb.  John argues that using a strategy guide when playing a video game is cheating, pure and simple.  His friend Josef argues that while it provides an advantage, it's n...

  • You Say Tomato, I Say Justice

    Released 04.21.11

    We have a pronunciation problem. Matt brings the case against his friend Josh, who he argues pronounces a number of words incorrectly.

  • An Appeel-ate Case Decision

    Released 04.14.11

    Friends (and Canadian barristers) Nick and Phil bring their fruit-based case before the Judge: which gentleman's technique for peeling a banana is correct?

  • The Ironman Trial-Athlon

    Released 04.06.11

    Should an endurance event enthusiast (and former couch potato) be allowed to participate in an Ironman Triathlon against the wishes of his wife?

  • The Colbert Rapport

    Released 03.31.11

      When is it appropriate to request a photo with a celebrity seen in the wild? Andrew and Britt bring this case of a Hollywood party, Stephen Colbert, and potential Facebook popularity before the judge.

  • Parents Just Don't Understand

    Released 03.16.11

    Should a father be able to compell his teenage daughter to watch classic films? Or does a 16-year-old deserve autonomy in her entertainment choices?

  • The Potluck Problem

    Released 03.08.11

    Two best friends disagree on the morality of the potluck. One says it's a great opportunity for everyone to pitch in.

  • Sesame Street Justice

    Released 03.02.11

    A group of high school kids kidnapped their youth group leader's life-size Ernie doll as a prank, but he was stolen from them before his safe return.  Can they be held responsible for Ernie's disappearance if they intended to return him?

  • Snob V. Slob

    Released 02.23.11

    A fiancee demands that her sweetheart shape up and dress for a promotion, plus other clothing-related disputes.

  • The Tahitian Take-Out

    Released 02.16.11

    A friends' night out at a Polynesian restaurant, several Scorpion bowls and an abandoned bag of takeout are involved in this accusation of impropriety and substandard hygiene.

  • You Say Martucci, I Say Martucci

    Released 02.09.11

    Sisters Carol and Michelle have a disagreement over the pronunciation of their last name, Martucci. Carol believes in the traditional Italian "Mar-too-CHEE" and Michelle thinks it honors their grandfather to pronounce the name in his preferred fashion,...

  • The Case of the Youthful Indiscretions

    Released 01.31.11

    Brothers Evan and Michael battle it out: as a toddler, Michael stole Evans things, and gave them away at pre-school.

  • The Cone-tractual Dispute

    Released 01.21.11

    The manufacture of a food truck awning leads to a Portland-infused nightmare.

  • The Parenthetical Petition

    Released 01.03.11

    Recorded live on stage at The Talent Show in Brooklyn: a man believes parentheses have no place in fiction.

  • To Tree Or Not To Tree

    Released 12.20.10

    A married couple disagrees: when should the Christmas decorations go up? That is the question. Skakespeare.

  • The Lion's Den

    Released 12.14.10

    A married couple disagrees: what is a den?

  • The Lovely Couple

    Released 12.08.10

    A married couple disagrees: is physical attractiveness a component of romantic love?

  • The Long-Necked Custody Battle

    Released 11.29.10

    Best friends bought a robotic giraffe together in Japan. Now, with college (and their cohabitation) over, each wants the other to have it.

  • Judge Hodgman: Tear Down That Wall

    Released 11.23.10

    Foy argues that breaking the fourth wall ruins film and theater.  His friend Matt disagrees.  Only Judge John Hodgman can decide.

  • Are Machine Guns Robots?

    Released 11.15.10

    Two friends dispute whether machine guns are robots.

  • Dish Soap or Hand Soap?

    Released 11.08.10

    Judge Hodgman settles a marital dispute: should the kitchen sink dispense dish soap or hand soap?

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