“The Greatest Show In The Galaxy” (season 25, episodes 11-14. Originally aired Dec. 14, 1988-Jan. 4, 1989)
It’s not a good sign when the first thing that pops up on screen is a cornball, embarrassingly dated rapper who talks up how wonderful the rest of the show is going to be, like a high-school principal trying desperately to get in touch with youth culture without really knowing what he’s doing. But I suppose the Rappin’ Ringmaster didn’t seem quite so terrible when “The Greatest Show In The Galaxy” was originally broadcast, at the tail end of Sylvester McCoy’s second season as the Seventh Doctor. Which is also, at least where I’m coming from as a viewer, something that can be said about the Seventh Doctor era in general. This period of the show has plenty of champions among Doctor Who fans, not just among the Internetigentsia, but pretty clearly in the ranks of the folks who make new Doctor Who shows today; I think it’s safe to say that the spirit of seasons 24-26 has had a greater influence on Russell T. Davies’ and Steven Moffat’s versions of the show than anything that came before. When you look at this era in the context of the long and tortuous evolution of Doctor Who as a series, there’s a lot to admire, with a plethora of ambitious ideas and creative energy. “The Greatest Show In The Galaxy” is a great showcase of this trend, showing a significant and progressive improvement over the disaster of the Sixth Doctor era. But try as I might, I’ve never been able to warm to this era, certainly not to the extent of the sizable number of fans who call it the zenith of classic-era Doctor Who. Because for all they were doing right here, it too often feels thin and amateurish, with potentially good concepts too often marred by sloppy thinking, lame execution, and tacky gimmickry. At its worst, it makes me feel a little mortified to be a Doctor Who fan in the first place. Exhibit A: the Rappin’ Ringmaster.
So, with that said: what were they doing right here? Most importantly, the sour and misanthropic stories favored by previous script editor Eric Saward were history. Andrew Cartmel’s vision of Doctor Who was more hopeful, more whimsical, and much more fun. It aimed, I think, for the bantery, light-hearted approach that typified the best of the Fourth Doctor/Romana seasons, not coincidentally the last time the series had pulled in large ratings. The show also leaned more heavily on the fantasy side of science-fantasy, which is particularly apparent in “Greatest Show In The Galaxy”: With its reliance on mysticism and allegory, and especially its tres-1980s fixation on the broken, corrupted legacy of the 1960s counterculture, this serial wouldn’t be at all out of place next to Neil Gaiman’s Sandman.
Also key to making Doctor Who fun again was a major shift in how it portrayed the Doctor himself. Instead of the incompetence and grating unlikeability of the Saward-created Sixth Doctor, Cartmel and McCoy’s Seventh was both more comedic and more heroic, and much easier to like. Still, it took a little while for them to figure out exactly how to make that work. As introduced, Seven was a buffoonish clown who seemed more likely to win the day by accident than because of his own competence. As time went by, Cartmel started toning that down and giving him a more devious side—one who was several steps ahead of his enemies and often knew exactly what was going on before the story had even begun. That’s the Doctor who appears here—though it’s not until the final episode that he shows his true self. At first, he’s very much in clown mode, practicing his skills of dexterity with a book called Juggling For The Complete Klutz and annoying his teenage companion Ace by playing the spoons.
Soon enough, they get their invitation to start the plot off when an endearingly goofy-looking “junk-mail robot” materializes inside the TARDIS and shows them an ad for the Psychic Circus and its talent contest. The Doctor’s intrigued, but Ace has to be talked into going. She’s more intrigued than she’s willing to let on, but she’s caught on the horns of a teenage dilemma—on the one hand, she thinks circuses are just kids’ stuff, and on the other hand, she still thinks clowns are scary. But with a little gentle cajoling from the Doctor and a dare from the little ‘bot, she’s convinced to put her courage and curiosity ahead of her fear.
I’ve already mentioned a couple of our allegorical players. The easily-bored family in the stands, it’s not hard to see, stand for the viewing audiences whose ratings and attention spans are life and death for TV shows. The evil trio who lead the Circus, meanwhile, are the network executives who desperately throw programming into the ring to try and figure out what their audience won’t find deathly dull. They’re not creative artists themselves, significantly—the circus folk who actually make things are on a significantly lower social level, and I’ll get to them in due time.
If there’s one trait that Captain Cook and the circus operators share, it’s a ruthless willingness to sacrifice others to save their own skins or get what they want. That’s particularly bad news for the most naive of the newcomers to show up at the big top—Whizzkid, a nerdy adolescent boy with Harry Potter glasses who has somehow made his way all the way across the galaxy on a bike with squeaky brakes. He’s come not so much to win the contest, but because he wants to meet the Circus folk and the Captain in person. He’s their greatest fan, in his own words, and just as the Captain’s a poisonous satire on the Doctor, Whizzkid is the story’s contempt-ridden take on the stereotypical Doctor Who superfan. The kind of enthusiastic and well-meaning dope who obsesses over arcana in decades-old performances few other people even remember, tries to make sense of years of often irreconcilable and contradictory continuity, and writes long essays about it all on the Internet. A hopeless case, you’ll all agree. Both the Circus folk and the Captain treat Whizzkid merely as an irritating twerp whose value is that he can be tricked into doing what they want. He’s not a villain, just annoying and pitiable in his naive enthusiasm—he collects all manner of memorabilia from circus posters to “a piece of one of your old shoes,” bases his opinions on what makes up the Circus’ best older shows on superficialities like poster design (he has to, because he’s never actually seen the older shows), and gushes praise that’s unknowingly laced with backhanded insults: “Although I never got to see the early days [of the Circus], I know it's not as good as it used to be, but I'm still terribly interested.”
So it’s a little bit ironic, maybe, that the other thematic thread running through “The Greatest Show In The Galaxy” is an elegiac lament for the death of the dream of Woodstock and 1960s hippie communalism. In fact, it flips the Captain/Whizzkid dynamic around 180 degrees, since in this thread, the people who reject the past are actively evil, and the ones who can’t get with the new program are the good guys. If the Chief Clown and the Ringmaster are cold-hearted hypocrites, there’s still a spark of humanity in the circus’ three last living links to its more idealistic and optimistic past—kite-builder Flowerchild, her Sgt. Pepper’s-jacket-clad boyfriend Bellboy, and janitor Deadbeat, a brain-damaged acid casualty who wanders around mumbling what sounds like old Syd Barrett lyrics. None of them have fared well in the more ruthless Psychic Circus of the present day. They’re living in an era that’s moved past them. And yet, as the Doctor realizes and eventually helps rectify, the problem isn’t that the hippies are outmoded but that the others sold out the dream. Deadbeat was once the leader of the Psychic Circus under his old name, Kingpin, back when it was a space-hippie commune based in a now-abandoned Ken Kesey-style psychedelic bus. And Bellboy and Flowerchild are not just rebellious holdouts who wish things would go back to the way they were, they’re the only real creative members of the circus: They built the kites and the robot clowns. One of the real tragedies of the sell-out was that their creations were debased from being items of pure beauty into instruments of oppression; as Bellboy puts it, “They took everything that was bright and good about what we had, and buried it where it can’t be found.” Ironically, as his mumblings hint, this is ultimately Deadbeat’s fault, having made the deal that turned the Circus predatory in the first place, and he's paid for it with his sanity. (Though not his soul: In the end, he’s the only survivor of the original circus, and prepares to start fresh and follow his old ideals.)
If the Captain and Whizzkid sections are more than a little sour and wrongheadedly defensive, the lesson embodied by the Circus’ uncorrupted old-guard is much easier to swallow: Creating something that’s beautiful and artistic and unique is a worthy goal, and maybe the most worthy of goals. Certainly worthier than chasing fame and ratings. And that’s the thread that’s finally picked up by the Doctor when it comes time for him to make his final move against the real villains of “The Greatest Show In The Galaxy,” the bored and bloodthirsty family watching from up in the cheap seats. The sell-out Chief Clown, despite that Ian Reddington’s performance is by far the most creepy and chilling thing here, is ultimately just a sideshow. The danger is who he’s sold out to: Finally revealed as the Gods of Ragnarok, they’re essentially living embodiments of the audience as consumer and destroyer, unimaginative and ultimately unappreciative of what they’re feeding off. The kind of people who watch NASCAR races hoping for a fiery crash, and watch reality shows hoping for someone to get murdered or OD. “You're not interested in beginnings,” the Doctor notes. “You're only interested in endings.” More to the point, they feed on creativity but don’t really understand it. To fight them, brute force will be less effective than imagination, and so the Doctor’s weapon of choice is a whimsical, vaudevillian magic act, the polar opposite of grey, grim statues that require entertainment but can’t feel joy.
• “Greatest Show In The Galaxy” came out on DVD in June from BBC Video, completing the collection of McCoy’s Doctor Who serials.
• Ace: “Sometimes I think it’s you that’s crazy, not Deadbeat here.” Doctor: “Anybody remotely interesting is mad, in some way or another.”
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