"The Twin Dilemma" (season 21, episodes 23-26; originally aired 3/22/1984-3/30/1984)
Every regeneration story in Doctor Who is, in a sense, a twin dilemma: Who's the new guy, and how will he pick up the torch? They carry the double burden of (re-)introducing the much-changed star to potentially skeptical fans, and getting him out interacting with the universe where he can play the hero. "The Twin Dilemma," which introduces Colin Baker as the mercurial Sixth Doctor, is legendary for its excruciating failure on both those counts, routinely ranked dead last in fan polls and widely considered the start of the careening path to cancellation a few years later. Part of its bad rep was just bad timing: It had the ill luck to follow directly after "The Caves of Androzani," Peter Davison's final and most well-received story. But there's not much else that can take the sting out of this one: "Twin Dilemma" is just an unpleasant, tacky, dull affair starring an obnoxious, overbearing bully. The best that can be said for it is that the idea behind the Sixth Doctor's unlikeable character wasn't terrible; but the actual presentation was not just terrible, but toxic.
The story kicks off immediately after the events of "Androzani," when Davison's Fifth Doctor nobly gave his companion Peri their only dose of antidote to the poison that was killing them both, collapsed, and regenerated. It was one of his character's finest moments, a selfless sacrifice that saved not a galaxy or a planet, but just one other person—without making too much out of it, it was a reminder that good deeds don't mean less just because they're on a smaller scale. That kindness was the Davison Doctor's most appealing quality, and losing that with Six was meant to be a huge shock.
It's a bold move to deliberately make your main character unlikeable, but there was a purpose to it. Whether it was a worthwhile purpose is another matter, but there was a purpose. As we've seen from previous regeneration stories, the introduction of a new Doctor was also a chance to refresh the entire series, and the new persona of the central character was usually a deliberate contrast to the one before. For three years, Peter Davison had played the Doctor as a quiet, diplomatic hero—with his cream-colored cricket outfit and blond hair, he was almost literally a white knight. An antiheroic Doctor was by no means a bad idea, and had been part of the mosaic of the Doctor's personality since the start of the show. Tom Baker could be arrogant, Jon Pertwee's courtliness was interwoven with flashes of haughtiness, and William Hartnell had been snappish, paranoid and malevolent in "An Unearthly Child." But for the Sixth Doctor, the show's creative staff, led by Nathan-Turner and script editor Eric Saward, took a wild gamble and ratcheted up the Doctor's worst characteristics to extremes. Previous incarnations had their heroism leavened by streaks of vanity, self-importance, pompousness, and arrogance, but in the Sixth Doctor, those became his most prominent qualities. There's more than a little cowardice in Six here as well, which also connects to his earliest roots—the Hartnell Doctor was a runaway in fear of his own people, after all. (And even the murderous psychotic break isn't totally without precedent—remember when Hartnell nearly clubbed a caveman to death with a rock?) A bad-egg Doctor is a potentially interesting twist—the idea was that Six would, over time, grow out of that obnoxiousness and rediscover his best self.
But "Twin Dilemma" doesn't present that idea with any real nuance or sensitivity. Instead, he's an extreme Doctor, in the way that Rob Liefeld comics, Poochie from the Simpsons, and Mountain Dew Code Red are extreme: A crude version of the good stuff that equates being louder with being more awesome.
The story goes that Nathan-Turner hired Baker—no relation to Fourth Doctor Tom Baker—largely because he was impressed by Baker's jokes at a wedding they both attended. That's been used as a knock against Baker, but it's not really fair. Baker had a bushelful of TV work on his resume before becoming the new Time Lord, including a small role as Commander Maxil in the Davison episode "Arc of Infinity" and a prominent role as a recurring villain on a 1970s drama called The Brothers. He was enthusiastic about being the new Doctor and stated publicly that he hoped to beat Tom Baker's seven-year record in the role. And while he wasn't in the other Baker's charismatic league, he was an otherwise solid actor dealt a bad hand in terms of what he was required to do. Although "Twin Dilemma" catches him in some wild overacting, he was, after all, being asked to play crazy. It wasn't really his fault.
The Doctor spends the first couple of episodes wearing out his welcome with the audience by belittling, bullying, and terrorizing the understandably disconsolate Peri. Eventually, the two of them leave the TARDIS and stumble into the main plot on the asteroid Titan 3, teaming up with space cop Hugo Lang in search of two kidnapped identical twins, Romulus and Remus. They're mathematical geniuses who have the ability to, we're told, "alter reality on a massive scale" with their calculations. We're told this, but we don't really see it: In practice, it looks like they're just playing video games. The twins have been taken by Azmael, an old Time Lord friend of the Doctor's who is now working for Mestor, a superintelligent giant slug that rules the planet Jaconda with an iron slime-tendril.
The obnoxiousness of the Doctor's personality might have worked better if, somewhere alongside the cowardice and the bullying, there had been a moment when he showed some positive qualities, even temporarily, just to establish that there still was something about him beyond acidulous intensity. There are signs of how this might have worked well in the quiet moments of Baker's go-for-broke, sometimes hysterical performance, like the moment when Peri asks him what he's going to do about the planet-destroying menace they've just stumbled on. "Panic at any moment," he says softly, but with a look in his eye that suggests he's working up to his old kind of courage. There are several hints that the Doctor knows, consciously or not, what a jackass he's being. It's very interesting that Peri stops the Doctor from choking her by showing him his own face in a mirror, particularly since he'd puffily praised his new "noble brow" only minutes earlier. That vanity, it seems, masked a deeper level of self-loathing and fear over what he's become. While it's undeniably there, though, it's lost in the noise and bombast of the rest of his actions.
Allowing a little non-boorishness in there would have also changed the tone of his relationship with Peri, who is otherwise forced into being only slightly less unlikeable than the Doctor. It's hard to see how Bryant could have played it differently, though—between the script and Baker's steamroller performance, all she could really do was act grumpy and sullen. (Who wouldn't be, in her place?) Doctor Who at its best got over its limitations via creativity and charm—solid scripts and clever low-budget approaches to sets, costumes, and visual effects went hand-in-hand with characters you wanted to hang around with, and if all that stuff does its job then it doesn't matter that you can tell that the spaceship is made out of cardboard. You just let your imagination smooth out that detail. When the main characters are this unlikeable, it's harder to forgive mediocrity in other areas.
A lot of the problems in "Twin Dilemma" could have been solved with a thorough, uncompromising overhaul of the script, which circumstances didn't allow. That was troubled from the beginning, with veteran TV writer Anthony Steven getting conflicting directions from JNT and Saward, who would never really see eye-to-eye about the show. (That came to a head in the disastrous "Trial of a Time Lord" two years later, but that's another story.) Steven began turning work in late, first with the plausible excuse that he'd collapsed due to illness, later claiming more dubiously that his typewriter had exploded. Saward rewrote hurriedly, and it shows. "The Twin Dilemma" has a lot in common with cheapo 1950s sci-fi bombs like Robot Monster, the kind of picture that Mystery Science Theater 3000 sunk their teeth into: Sloppy and cliche-ridden dialogue, hazily conceived sci-fi concepts and characters that are so ungrounded in reality that they achieve a weird surrealism, and ultimately an enervating dullness.
Plot developments routinely drag things out needlessly—my favorite example is Hugo, alone in the TARDIS, deciding for no reason to change his shirt, and then later being puzzled by how to open the doors to the outside. There's no story purpose to any of that; Hugo could simply have gone with the Doctor instead. That's "The Twin Dilemma" in a nutshell: It wastes time on an entire scene about someone who can't find the doorknob.
Where the plot doesn't drag, it often just leads to nothing. After a big buildup showing how vitally important it is for Earth to find the twins before their powers are misused, including the ludicrously overblown line "may my bones rot for obeying it!", that whole subplot just vanishes. The twins' reality-changing mojo never actually affects the storyline. Azmael's pretending to be "Professor Edgeworth" is pointless—it would only have mattered as an alias to use while kidnapping the twins, but since he teleports into their room there's no reason for it. Mestor's henchmen break into the TARDIS and wait inside—only to be flushed out of there, after the main plot has finished, as if they were drunks at a bar after last call.
"The Twin Dilemma" ends on a recapitulation of the story's chief sticking point, with the new guy brusquely informing Peri that "I am the Doctor—whether you like it or not." It was also an unmistakeable message to the audience: I dare you to keep watching.
• Kevin McNally, who plays the space cop Hugo Lang, is better known these days as Gibbs from the Pirates of the Caribbean films.
• Mestor had plenty of company: For some reason, 1980s Doctor Who loved its evil slugs. Snail-like Tractators were the villains in "Frontios," and an evil capitalist slug named Sil would later threaten the Doctor and Peri in "Vengeance on Varos" and "Trial of a Time Lord."
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