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Beauty & The Geek

Attractive women are paired with brainy geeks in this reality show.
This show is no longer airing.
Current Season: 5 - Total Episodes: 22
Highest Rated: Ep 7, Season 4
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  • Meet the Parents
    Episode 12

    I must give Beauty and the Geek props for fiddling with its format from season to season. Even without the changes, the show still is more...

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    C
  • "And the Winner IsÂ…"
    Episode 12

    I can't wait to watch the real finale of Beauty and the Geek now that I've seen the infomercial for it.

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    D
  • "Whine and Dine"
    Episode 11

    Fine, so stupid Sam and stupid Nicole made it to the bottom two. Thanks so much, Beauty and the Geek. This very episode, however, made it...

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    A-
  • "Raising the Bar"
    Episode 10

    William, how do you annoy me? Let me count the ways.

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    B
  • Viva Mexico!
    Episode 9

    William and Jen had to stay. This much is clear but the reasons why depend on whether you're a strategist or a sentimental fool (or both.)

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    B+
  • "A Look Back"
    Episode 8

    I always feel like such a sucker when I watch recap shows. Yes, I remember what I've been watching. And I'm no dummy: I know...

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    D
  • "Super Geek"
    Episode 7

    If I were a superhero this evening, my name would be Conspira, and my superpower would be super-suspecting reality TV shows of helping certain teams...

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    A-
  • "It's Good To Be King"
    Episode 5

    MAKEOVER TIME!!!! Ahem. I apologize. I know all-caps and multiple exclamation marks are not exactly hallmarks of quality writing, but how would...

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    B+
  • "It's Not Rocket Science"
    Episode 4

    This is where Beauty and the Geek starts getting good: when the good teams start revealing themselves and the competitors start getting Machiavellian.

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    A-
  • "Double Dare"
    Episode 3

    Well, that didn't take long. For googly-eyed Sam, that is, to hook up with one of the beauties.

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    B
  • "Opposites Attract"
    Episode 2

    Last week the season premiere of Beauty and the Geek introduced viewers to a twist on the typical boy-geeks and girl-beauties formula by adding a she-nerd, Nicole, and a he-beauty, Sam to the mix. "The experiment has evolved!" we were promised, but so far, the experiment seems kind of fake.

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  • "Episode 401"
    Episode 1

    "Oh my god! You have to watch it!" That was pretty much what any fan of Beauty and the Geek had told me over the...

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    B+
  • More Than Just Beauty and a Geek
    Episode 10

    I felt a little disconnected from this season finale since I missed the last two episodes of BATG but I know enough about...

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    B
  • "The Fixer-Upper"
    Episode 9

    riding off into the sunset

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    B
  • "Snowbound"
    Episode 8

    rooooosebud

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    B-
  • Extra Special Beauty and the Geek Special
    Episode 7

    I hope you'll understand if I'm unable to stretch a clip show featuring Geekslusives into an extremely long entry. While Jim's...

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    D
  • Flame Broiled Geeks
    Episode 6

    All apologies for this going up so late: everything should be on schedule next week. But it was a tough week for beauties,...

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    A-
  • From Geek to Chic
    Episode 5

    I should know better than to expect much from reality TV makeovers, because they tend to be like reality TV: cheap and with a false...

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    B-
  • Lovelorn Science
    Episode 4

    To pick up from last night's big cliffhanger, I was sad to see Tara pick Joe in lieu of Jonathan, because Joe's big-mouth...

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    A-
  • It's Game Time
    Episode 3

    Yay. Usually around this time on Beauty and the Geek the beauties and geeks start to bond, and even though it can be...

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    A-
  • Raps, Rhymes & Geeks
    Episode 2

    The only thing ickier than beauties using their sexuality to curry favor from the geeks is geeks buying that ploy. Tommy and Jim...

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    B+
  • Beauties vs Geeks
    Episode 1

    As I said last season, the thing I like about Beauty and the Geek is that unlike other reality TV shows, this one peritries...

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    B
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