Bent

They’re going places—the 2013-14 primetime lineup, specifically.

Thrill to the financial-solvency drama of Lockhart/Gardner! Also: Introducing Tina Belcher: Investigative Reporter and Lip Gallagher: Sexual Predator Predator.

Everything from series finales of long-running cult hits to aging sitcoms to news coverage makes our supplemental list.

Hideous beasts with shadowy intentions terrorize innocent civilians. Oh, and The Vampire Diaries is back. Also: 30 Rock gets Cranston-ized and FX comedies return with plots about circumcision, waste disposal. 

Sometimes if you go in expecting nothing, you’re pleasantly surprised by anything. 

The TV Roundtable team takes on a sensitive installment of Friday Night Lights.

And that's about it.

Happy Endings ends a great second season at yet another wedding. Also: One Tree Hill ends its run after 500 seasons, everything explodes on Survivor, and baseball is back!

America’s Next Top Model proves its impression of Canada is informed and accurate (which is to say it’s neither of those things). Also: Happy Endings lies, and our long, national Whitney nightmare comes to an end.

Archer rides the conclusion of its season finale into… the danger zone. Also: Abed struggles with addiction (to celebrity impersonators) and the adventures of Braxtons not named Toni.

NBC's debuting Bent, a promising new comedy with a schedule that burns off its six episodes in three weeks. That should work. Also: lots and lots of dumb reality TV.