Don’t Trust The B---- In Apartment 23

You won't even have to sign a one-year lease.

Until next week, that is.

“It was like, ‘There’s no way I’m doing another one-hour drama—it’s going to tank and burn.’”

Enter this brave, new Tuesday-night world with double doses of Raising Hopeand Happy Endings. Also: The return of True American and Fight Night in Harlan County. 

Did the events of the past week declare Tuesday a comedy no man’s land?

Happy Endings to air two episodes a week to make room for hoofing celebrities.

One pushed 20 million viewers, one missed the 1 million mark, but they’re both “hits.”

 What went wrong?

It’s (the last) Arrested Development—until May. Also: Jess and her roommates are off to the races while Raylan Givens tries to find Waldo.

Girls is back, which is either the best news or a warning to avoid HBO for 10 weeks. Also: Premières of other pay-cable shows that are just as divisive. (Oh, who are we kidding—nothing’s as divisive as Girls.) 

New cases, places, and faces for Justified and Cougar Town. Also: The Tuesday-night comedy glut joins TV’s return from its long winter’s nap.

Downton Abbey’s third season is no longer the province of the elite or the British. Also: Everything else returns from winter hiatus, including two ABC comedies sneaking over from Tuesday nights.

Our friends and relations really want a Jersey Shore Shark Attack stuffed shark and a Punkin Chunkin Viking helmet, right?

Find out what series almost made the list—and which writers need to be bugged about not watching Game Of Thrones.

Happy Endings wishes you and yours a Happy Jane-mas. Also: A temporary relocation of Apartment 23 and an earnest plea to save our Bluths that, thankfully, is no longer needed.

Parenthood presents a very Braverman Christmas—and all the small-scale drama that implies. Also: Shooter McGavin and a cranberry drop by Happy Endings and a New Girl cast member’s ear, respectively.

Can Sons Of Anarchy’s resurgence survive another season finale? Also: NBC does the Christmas creep while getting closer to robbing Jason Ritter of a free breakfast.

Meat(head) the parents on New Girl. Also: Happy Endings serves up a flashback for Thanksgiving and Ed Helms heads back to The Mindy Project.

NBC remembers it’s still airing a little show called Parenthood. Also: The funniest Ben And Kate since the pilot and a 90-minute Sons Of Anarchy.

A night full of sitcom Halloween episodes is capped by Matthew Perry's shenanigans on Go On. Also: Two stone-cold horror movie classics and, uh, auto racing?

New seasons of Happy Endings and Don’t Trust The B---- In Apartment 23 emerge from ABC’s secret ratings-protecting vault. Also: Getting your Greendale wherever you can.

Zooey Deschanel and Mindy Kaling are no match for LL Cool J.

So it’s come to this. The A.V. Club once again wishes to welcome you to our fall TV coverage, in which we will be covering several dozen series, new and returning, on a regular basis, each episode receiving our patented episodic review treatm...

Contemplate Monica Keena’s career trajectory with this week’s Dawson’s Creek TV Club Classic reviews. Also: White Collar goes to the museum and Home Movies puts marbles in its nose. (Put them there.)

We’ve passed the halfway point of the year. Here’s an early look at what’s trending on our favorite-things-of-2012 lists.