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House

Dr. Gregory House is the only guy who can solve the toughest medical cases in this long-running medical procedural.
Mondays, 8 PM ET, Fox
Current Season: 8 - Total Episodes: 90
Highest Rated: Ep 4, Season 5
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  • "Wilson's Heart"
    Episode 16

    The POW: Amber (a.k.a. Cutthroat Bitch), a saucy young diagnostician. SUSs: Racing heart, runny nose,...

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    A
  • "House's Head"
    Episode 15

    Let's get this out of the way: Yes, the premise of this week's House—and apparently next week's season...

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    A-
  • "Living The Dream"
    Episode 14

    Even though the formulaic nature of House means that the show can get dull and frustrating at times, it also means that...

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    A-
  • "No More Mr. Nice Guy"
    Episode 13

    When I reviewed the last episode of House way back in February, I suggested that the creative team was starting to repeat...

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    C
  • "Don't Ever Change"
    Episode 12

    I'm not sure I understand Fox's plan of burning off its last three Season Four Houses in the space of a week, but at...

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    B-
  • "Frozen"
    Episode 11

    I just spent the last eight hours watching—and blogging—Super Bowl coverage, so forgive me if this House write-up is...

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    B+
  • "It's A Wonderful Lie"
    Episode 10

    it's still the best policy

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    B
  • "Games"
    Episode 9

    And so we reach endgame on the team-search, but not before an episode that considers the nature of games themselves, and...

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    B
  • "You Don't Want To Know"
    Episode 8

    In addition to dealing with the pernicious influence of House on his ex-team, this season has periodically continued to...

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    B+
  • "Ugly"
    Episode 7

    It's been a couple of months since I blogged about House's season four premiere (now filed under "House"...

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    B+
  • "Alone"
    Episode 1

    When our intrepid leader Mr. Phipps first announced the list of shows we'd be covering here at the Club, House was...

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    B
  • Squawk.
    "Both Sides Now"
    Episode 24

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    A-
  • I need my pain!
    "Under My Skin"
    Episode 23

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    B+
  • "Bring an extra pair of pants."
    "House Divided"
    Episode 22

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    B+
  • Soooo close.
    "Saviors"
    Episode 21

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    B-
  • "We'll remember you forever, Eddie."
    "Simple Explanation"
    Episode 20

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    B
  • In your eyes...
    "Locked In"
    Episode 19

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    B+
  • "It's the last time you'll see these!"
    "Here Kitty"
    Episode 18

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    B-
  • We want you to leave Maggie Siff alone.
    "The Social Contract"
    Episode 17

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    B+
  • I guess he's been watching season 5 too.
    "The Softer Side"
    Episode 16

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    B
  • "Do you think you're who they say you are?"
    "Unfaithful"
    Episode 15

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    B-
  • "Well, at least I'm still awesome."
    "The Greater Good"
    Episode 14

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    B
  • "Why does everything smell purple?"
    "Big Baby" 
    Episode 13

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    B-
  • And that's a clause to protect _you_.
    "Painless"
    Episode 12

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    B
  • "Joy To The World"
    Episode 11

    Just how hard is it to be kind? And what sort of person are you if you can't manage it? "Joy To The World" is all about the little...

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    B+
  • "Let Them Eat Cake"
    Episode 10

    Here's what Noel said back at the end of season 4: "But as always, House is ultimately about House, and how he lives with himself....

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    B-
  • "Last Resort"
    Episode 9

    So there's this guy—with a gun—and he busts into Cuddy's office while House is screwing around with her desk, and he asks for...

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    C+
  • "Emancipation"
    Episode 8

    We get two PotWs in "Emancipation": a sixteen year-old girl with seizures and a confusing history, and a little boy with stomach...

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    B-
  • "The Itch"
    Episode 7

    I don't think we can deal with a happy House. Sure, there are moments of satisfaction, enlightment, the occasional fleeting...

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    B+
  • "Joy"
    Episode 6

    Nearly missed out tonight; I figured the postponed Game 5 would give me the evening off, and then the ole Tivo red eye popped on....

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    B
  • "Lucky Thirteen"
    Episode 5

    So, bisexuals, then. Bisexuals. Squee! I was worried about this week. "Birthmarks" was so very, very excellent, and...

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    B+
  • "Birthmarks"
    Episode 4

    Wilson is an idiot. I got a guy I work with at the library hooked on House over the summer. We've talked about the...

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    A
  • "Adverse Events"
    Episode 3

    Hey, remember last week how cool that private detective character was? How he brought an interesting new dynamic to the show, and...

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    C+
  • "Not Cancer"
    Episode 2

    Confession: I don't really like House's cold opens. I find them kind of boring, to be honest. The best episodes have a...

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    A-
  • "Dying Changes Everything"
    Episode 1

    Sherlock Holmes needs John Watson, but Watson has never needed Holmes. Of course Sherlock's the flashier of the pair: a...

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    B+