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How I Met Your Mother

Thirty years from now, Ted Mosby tells his children the story of how he met their mother, starting at the very beginning and taking at least eight years to do so.
Mondays, 8 PM ET, CBS
Current Season: 8 - Total Episodes: 137
Highest Rated: Ep 13, Season 4
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  • “Something New” 
    Episode 24

    Yep, there's the mother. But don't start packing up. This is Ted's story, not hers, and he's not done yet.

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    A-
  • “Something Old”
    Episode 23

    Ted decides what to toss and what to keep, while delivering rather specific speeches about the meaning of same.

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    B
  • “The Bro Mitzvah” 
    Episode 22

    Barney's bachelor party might have been predictable. Luckily, there's a clown.

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    B+
  • “Romeward Bound”
    Episode 21

    It's like one of those plays where stagehands move the stage dressing around without bothering to close the curtain.

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    B-
  • “The Time Travelers”
    Episode 20

    Sorry, Present-Day Ted. Twenty-Years-From-Now Barney can't help you decide how to spend a lonely April evening.

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    B+
  • Whoooooo!
    “The Fortress”
    Episode 19

    Barney gives up The Fortress of Solitude, but first: some fun with his Jor-El Floating Head Generator.

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    A-
  • “Weekend At Barney's”
    Episode 18

    The Playbook is dead. Long live The Playbook!

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    A
  • “The Ashtray”
    Episode 17

    The return of the Captain leaves the gang alternately terrified, insulted, and turned on.

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    B
  • “Bad Crazy”
    Episode 16

    We're never gonna survive unless we get a little crazy. Or so this episode would have us believe.

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    C
  • “P.S. I Love You”
    Episode 15

    No Canadian will ever forget what Tim Horton's they were in when Robin Sparkles became Robin Daggers.

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    A-
  • “Ring Up”
    Episode 14

    How does a sex addict like Barney handle monogamy? HIMYM has no better answer than “withdrawal.”

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    C+
  • “Band Or DJ?” 
    Episode 13

    HIMYM's writers find a way to connect infant constipation with Ted's romantic regrets. Yes, really.

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    B+
  • “The Final Page, Part One”/“The Final Page, Part Two”
    Episode 11-12

    HIMYM manages the Herculean task of turning Barney into a worthy mate for Robin, with a sustained comedic effort reminiscent of the show's glory years.

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    A
  • “The Over-Correction”
    Episode 10

    Robin makes frantic phone calls from Barney's closet while being threatened by scripts with increasingly thin motivations.

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    C+
  • “Lobster Crawl”
    Episode 9

    Clearly, Ted did something extreme to get the naming rights to Ted Mosby's Good Attitude Lollipop Bin.

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    B+
  • “Twelve Horny Women”
    Episode 8

    Sell-out Brad, Marshall's nemesis, stacks the jury with babes and woos them with beefcake. That must have been some voir dire.

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    B
  • “The Stamp Tramp”
    Episode 7

    We’ll stamp this solid episode with our approval. And you can trust us. Unlike Marshall.

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    B
  • “Splitsville” 
    Episode 6

    One more breakup in the Autumn Of Same. And HIMYM saved the best for last.

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    A-
  • “The Autumn Of Break-Ups” 
    Episode 5

    The paired-off characters look at themselves in a mirror, but it's the funhouse kind. Or maybe the kind that accidentally shows the future.

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    B+
  • This looks like a fun game.
    "Who Wants To Be A Godparent?"
    Episode 4

    New parents don't have time for old friends, organize Dead Pool-esque contest to choose baby's guardian, yadda yadda yadda.

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    C+
  • “Nannies” 
    Episode 3

    Lily and Marshall discover the nanny they need is right in their own backyard. Or, more accurately, guest bedroom.

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    B-
  • “The Pre-Nup”
    Episode 2

    Q: What's the most predictable complication for Barney and Quinn's engagement? A: [Episode Title].

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    C
  • “Farhampton”
    Episode 1

    Nobody knows when or how, but now at least we all know where.

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    B