Modern Family

The Pritchetts, the Dunphys, and the Pritchett-Tuckers navigate modern life in the United States in this wry, acclaimed comedy.
Wednesdays, 9 PM ET, ABC

Current Season: 3 - Total Episodes: 61
Highest Rated: Ep 13, Season 1

Men speak like this; women speak like this.

B+

“Me? Jealous?”

by Meredith Blake February 8, 2012 -

Greg Kinnear guest stars as a profligate lip-kisser.

Somehow, the city council of Modern Family town managed to pass the SOPA legislation.

C+

“Little Bo Bleep”

by Meredith Blake January 18, 2012 -

The Dunphys try (and fail) to make Claire less annoying.

B+

“Egg Drop”

by Meredith Blake January 11, 2012 -

A-

“Lifetime Supply”

by Donna Bowman January 4, 2012 -

With assists from Benjamin Bratt and an empty box of consolation prize razors.

Ep. 13, Season 3
“Me? Jealous?”
Ep. 12, Season 3
“Little Bo Bleep”
Ep. 11, Season 3
“Egg Drop”
Ep. 11, Season 3
“Lifetime Supply”

Features Reviews

Season

newest oldest

"Family Portrait"
Episode 24

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A-
"Hawaii"
Episode 23

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A
"Airport 2010"
Episode 22

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A-
"Travels With Scout"
Episode 21

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B-
"Benched"
Episode 20

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C+
"Game Changer"
Episode 19

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A-
"Starry Night"
Episode 18

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A-
"Truth Be Told"
Episode 17

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A
"Fears"
Episode 16

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A-
"My Funky Valentine"
Episode 15

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A-
"Moon Landing"
Episode 14

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B+
"Fifteen Percent"
Episode 13

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A
"Not in My House"
Episode 12

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B+
"Up All Night"
Episode 11

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B+
"Undeck The Halls"
Episode 10

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A-
"Fizbo"
Episode 9

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A
"Great Expectations"
Episode 8

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B
"En Garde"
Episode 7

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B
"Run For Your Wife"
Episode 6

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B-
"Coal Digger"
Episode 5

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A-
"The Incident"
Episode 4

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A
"Come Fly With Me"
Episode 3

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A-
"The Bicycle Thief"
Episode 2

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A-
"Pilot"
Episode 1

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A-

"The One That Got Away"
Episode 24

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B+
"See You Next Fall"
Episode 23

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A
"Good Cop Bad Dog"
Episode 22

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B+
"Mother's Day"
Episode 21

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B+
"Someone To Watch Over Lily"
Episode 20

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A-
"The Musical Man"
Episode 19

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C+
"Boys' Night"
Episode 18

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B+
"Two Monkeys And A Panda"
Episode 17

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A-
"Regrets Only"
Episode 16

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B-
"Princess Party"
Episode 15

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B+
"Bixby's Back"
Episode 14

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B-
"Caught In The Act"
Episode 13

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B
"Our Children, Ourselves"
Episode 12

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C+
"Slow Down Your Neighbors"
Episode 11

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A-
"Dance Dance Revelation"
Episode 10

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B-
"Mother Tucker"
Episode 9

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B+
"Manny Get Your Gun"
Episode 8

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A-
"Chirp"
Episode 7

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B+
"Halloween"
Episode 6

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A-
"Unplugged"
Episode 5

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B-
"Strangers on a Treadmill"
Episode 4

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B+
"Earthquake"
Episode 3

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B
"The Kiss"
Episode 2

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B
"The Old Wagon"
Episode 1

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A-

“Me? Jealous?”
Episode 13

Greg Kinnear guest stars as a profligate lip-kisser.
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B+
“Little Bo Bleep”
Episode 12

The Dunphys try (and fail) to make Claire less annoying.
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C+
“Lifetime Supply”
Episode 11

With assists from Benjamin Bratt and an empty box of consolation prize razors.
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A-
“Egg Drop”
Episode 11

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B+
“Express Christmas”
Episode 10

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C-
“Punkin Chunkin”
Episode 9

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B+
“After The Fire”
Episode 8

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C
“Treehouse”
Episode 7

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A-
“Go Bullfrogs!”
Episode 6

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B-
“Hit And Run”
Episode 5

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C+
“Door To Door”
Episode 4

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B+
“Phil On Wire”
Episode 3

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B-
“Dude Ranch”/“When Kids Go Bad”
Episode 1-2

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B

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It's time for American Idol to come back and dominate the land, and it will demand sacrifices from all of the other networks. Also: Comedy! Fried things! Royal Pains!
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FX at the TCAs: Charlie Sheen is coming back, whether you like it or not
FX just had what its executives call its “best year ever,” with the launch of their top first-season comedy (Wilfred) and top first-season drama (American Horror Story) in 2011.
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Modern Family gets egg all over its face
Our Modern Family coverage calls in a relief reviewer, just in time for the show to get egg all over its face. Also: More comedy, Restaurant Wars, and Brad Pitt's hands.
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Fox at the TCAs: Network cancels Allen Gregory, puts off all other decisions
The big takeaway from the Fox executive session? Fox president Kevin Reilly—one of the most affable network heads around—spent just as much time avoiding work over the holidays as you did.
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ABC's comedies are new tonight, so why don't you watch The Middle for once?
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The worst TV of 2011
They can’t all be Breaking Bad and Louie, but do they have to be this bad?
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The best TV series of 2011: The ballots
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We didn't expect to love Revenge this much either, but here we are
We didn't think we'd end up liking Revenge this much either, but we did, so here we are. Also: State Of Play makes its American debut, Christmas episodes of comedies, and strong toddlers.
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A funny Suburgatory starts the holiday weekend off right
We've seen tonight's Suburgatory, and we thought it was funny. Maybe you will, too? Also, a surprising amount of stuff is on, what with it being the night before Thanksgiving and all.
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South Park ends a season that's featured some pretty fantastic work
It's the end of the 15th season of South Park, and it's featured some of the show's best episodes. Also: ABC's all new, The X Factor's still on, and we yell "KHAAAAANNN!"
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Last week's Survivor could lead to awesome fallout tonight... or it could just lead to something really boring
Last week's Survivor has set the table for something awesome this week, unless what happens is boring. Also, country music, ditzy blondes, and whatever American Horror Story's up to.
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Top Chef contemplates what it wants out of life, decides that it probably lies in Texas somewhere
Good news, everyone! Top Chef is back, and it's found 29 people to force to travel to Texas to cook for us! Also: Comedies galore, women's volleyball, and Steve Jobs.
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A very American Horror Story Halloween involves everybody's favorite gimp suit
Is American Horror Story starting to figure out how to use its batshit insanity to its own advantage? That, plus Halloween comedies, baseball, and a fun, Revenge-based story problem.
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Modern Family knows what's really threatening American families: car accidents
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Ratings report: In which the hardest timeslot to fill should be the easiest. Plus, DVR numbers!
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Psych, Suburgatory, and sexy, sexy robot love (Oct. 12, 2011)
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Why are most sitcom pilots not very funny?
Whether they fizzle out or thrive, TV comedies’ pilots rarely feature their finest half-hour. Why?
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Eliza Coupe
The star of Happy Endings talks about the show’s unexpected success and the great HBO series you’ll never see.
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Jonathan Banks
The Breaking Bad bad guy looks back on several decades of bad-guy work and the cult-favorite Wiseguy.
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Alan Tudyk
The Whedon-verse regular talks about his new series Suburgatory, his role in Tucker & Dave Vs. Evil, and exactly how orange he is at the moment.
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Week of Sept. 22-28
The Bugle drops in for a great episode, Never Not Funny and WTF do it live, and we check in on Greg Fitzsimmons’ Fitzdog Radio.
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Thursday ratings: The world hates everything you love
There's just no good way to put this: The things you love baffle and confuse over 95 percent of the American population.
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Wednesday ratings: X-Factor for some, Modern Family for others! Also, DeathWatch 2011 begins
It's turning out to be a pretty good fall for most of the networks. (For purposes of this conversation, let's pretend The CW doesn't exist.) New shows are getting sampled.
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Week of Sept. 1-Sept. 7
Doug Loves Movies goes on a four-episode rampage, we check out Todd Glass’ new podcast, The Best Show rebounds, Marc Maron scores with a back-to-back good eps, and much more.
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