Rock of Love

Episode 13

The choppily edited, relentlessly padded reunion special is the traditional bizarro postscript for VH1's stable of celeb-reality dating shows. And,...

Episode 12

After three months and 18 passed-over ho-bags, we finally arrived at the Rock Of Love 2 finale, starring the final two sex pebbles we all know...

Episode 11

Many thanks to the always awesome Sean O'Neal for filling in last week, and dragging smarty-pants Roald Dahl references into the intellectual...

Episode 10

Not that I'm insinuating anything, but doesn't it seem odd that last week Steve

Episode 9

Here's how not to feel like a loser: Don't hang out at a jewelry store on the edge of Milwaukee and wait nearly 30 minutes for...

Episode 8

Last night's Rock Of Love accomplished what I assumed was impossible this season: it got it together for once and pulled...

Episode 7

"Are you here for me?" If you watch VH1 celeb-reality dating shows like Flavor Of Love, I Love New York, and Rock...

Episode 6

Thanks to a relatively brief Oscars telecast—like a three-hour blink of an eye, it was!—I had enough time left over to sit through another...

Episode 5

Do you watch Rock Of Love for the queasily compelling catfights between bipolar nymphomaniac STD-carriers? Of course not!...

Episode 4

"This is my gift, the biggest gift I have given in a long time." With these kind, courageous words, Aubrey asked for her tour...

Episode 3

Carpe diem. That was the lesson of tonight's episode of Rock Of Love 2. If you have a VIP pass that gets you time with a...

Episode 2

When you spend a lot of time obsessing over stuff that may not in fact be all that important or meaningful, a troubling existential...

Episode 1