Seinfeld

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Current Season: 9 - Total Episodes: 71
Highest Rated: Ep 21-22, Season 5

“The Serenity Now”/“The Blood”

by David Sims February 16, 2012 -

Frank has a memorable new catchphrase.

“The Butter Shave”/“The Voice”

by David Sims February 9, 2012 -

Season nine is upon us, and the tone is still heightened, but less muddled.

“The Muffin Tops”/“The Summer Of George”

by David Sims January 26, 2012 -

Jerry the werewolf, a spoof of Pulp Fiction, and an homage to last season’s finale wrap up season eight.

“The Yada Yada”/“The Millennium”

by David Sims January 19, 2012 -

George’s girlfriend likes avoiding details.

Ep. 3-4, Season 9
“The Serenity Now”/“The Blood”
Ep. 1-2, Season 9
“The Butter Shave”/“The Voice”
Ep. 21-22, Season 8
“The Muffin Tops”/“The Summer Of George”
Ep. 19-20, Season 8
“The Yada Yada”/“The Millennium”

Features Reviews

Season

newest oldest

"The Stake Out"/"The Robbery"/"The Stock Tip"
Episode 2, 3, & 5

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"The Seinfeld Chronicles" and "Male Unbonding"
Episode 1 & 4

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B+

"The Statue"/"The Heart Attack"/"The Revenge"
Episode 10-12

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A-
"The Phone Message"/"The Apartment"/"The Stranded"
Episode 7-9

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B+
"The Baby Shower"/"The Jacket"/"The Chinese Restaurant"
Episode 4-6

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"The Ex-Girlfriend"/"The Pony Remark"/"The Busboy"
Episode 1-3

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"The Letter"/"The Parking Space"/"The Keys"
Episode 20-22

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A
"The Fix-Up"/"The Limo"/"The Good Samaritan"
Episode 17-19

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A
"The Boyfriend"
Episode 15-16

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A-
"The Suicide"/"The Subway"/"The Pez Dispenser"
Episode 12-14

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A
"The Nose Job"/"The Alternate Side"/"The Red Dot"
Episode 9-11

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A-
"The Parking Garage"/"The Cafe"/"The Tape"
Episode 6-8

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A-
"The Dog"/"The Library"/"The Pen"
Episode 3-5

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A
"The Deal"/"The Note"/"The Truth"
Episode 1-2 of Season 3; 13 of Season 2

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A-

"The Pilot, Parts 1 And 2"
Episode 23-24

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A
"The Handicap Spot"/"The Junior Mint"/"The Smelly Car"
Episode 20-22

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A-
"The Shoes"/"The Old Man"/"The Implant"
Episode 17-19

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A-
"The Movie"/"The Visa"/"The Outing"
Episode 14-16

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A
"The Contest"/"The Airport"/"The Pick"
Episode 11-13

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A
"The Cheever Letters"/"The Opera"/"The Virgin"
Episode 8-10

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A
"The Wallet"/"The Watch"/"The Bubble Boy"
Episode 5-7

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A
"The Pitch"/"The Ticket"
Episode 3-4

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A
"The Trip, Parts 1 and 2"
Episode 1 & 2

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A-

"The Hamptons"/"The Opposite"
Episode 21-22

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A
"The Raincoats, Parts 1 & 2"
Episode 18-19

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A
"The Wife"/"The Fire"
Episode 17, 20

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A-
"The Pie"/"The Stand-In"
Episode 15-16

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A-
"The Marine Biologist"/"The Dinner Party"
Episode 13-14

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A
"The Conversion"/"The Stall"
Episode 11-12

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A-
"The Masseuse"/"The Cigar Store Indian"
Episode 9-10

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A-
"The Non-Fat Yogurt"/"The Barber"
Episode 7-8

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A
"The Bris"/"The Lip Reader"
Episode 5-6

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A-
"The Puffy Shirt"/"The Sniffing Accountant"
Episode 3-4

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A
"The Mango"/"The Glasses"
Episode 1-2

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A

"The Face Painter"/"The Understudy"
Episode 23-24

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"The Fusilli Jerry"/"The Diplomat's Club"
Episode 21-22

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"The Jimmy"/"The Doodle"
Episode 19-20

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"The Kiss Hello"/"The Doorman"
Episode 17-18

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"The Highlights Of 100"
Episode 14-15

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"The Scofflaw"/"The Beard"
Episode 13, 16

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"The Switch"/"The Label Maker"
Episode 11-12

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"The Secretary"/"The Switch"
Episode 9-10

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"The Soup"/"The Mom And Pop Store"
Episode 7-8

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A-
"The Couch"/"The Gymnast"
Episode 5-6

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A-
"The Pledge Drive"/"The Chinese Woman"
Episode 3-4

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A-
"The Chaperone"/"The Big Salad"
Episode 1-2

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B+

“The Wait Out”/“The Invitations”
Episode 23-24

Susan and George’s year-long engagement winds to a shocking conclusion.
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“The Bottle Deposit”
Episode 21-22

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“The Wig Master”/“The Calzone”
Episode 19-20

While the show spins its wheels, Steinbrenner craves calzones.
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“The Doll”/“The Friars Club”
Episode 17-18

George comes face to face with a creepy facsimile of his mother.
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“The Cadillac”
Episode 13-14

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“The Seven”/“The Shower Head”
Episode 13/6

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“The Rye”/“The Caddy”
Episode 11-12

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“The Sponge”/“The Gum”
Episode 9-10

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“The Secret Code”/“The Pool Guy”
Episode 7-8

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“The Hot Tub”/“The Soup Nazi”
Episode 5-6

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“The Maestro”/“The Wink”
Episode 3-4

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"The Engagement"/"The Postponement"
Episode 1-2

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“The Muffin Tops”/“The Summer Of George”
Episode 21-22

Jerry the werewolf, a spoof of Pulp Fiction, and an homage to last season’s finale wrap up season eight.
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“The Yada Yada”/“The Millennium”
Episode 19-20

George’s girlfriend likes avoiding details.
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“The English Patient”/“The Nap”
Episode 17-18

Elaine has one of her finest hours as she hates on an Oscar-winner.
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“The Susie”/“The Pothole”
Episode 15-16

Elaine gains an alter-ego and George has an outstanding answering machine message in two stronger season eight episodes.
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“The Comeback”/“The Van Buren Boys”
Episode 13-14

A sequel to “The Cadillac” leaves something to be desired, and Kramer and George get terrorized by an implausibly named gang.
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“The Little Jerry”/“The Money”
Episode 11-12

The show gets increasingly ridiculous, with cock-fighting and an escaped prisoner among our plots this week.
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“The Abstinence”/“The Andrea Doria”
Episode 9-10

George refrains from sex and becomes a genius.
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“The Checks”/“The Chicken Roaster”
Episode 7-8

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“The Package”/“The Fatigues”
Episode 5-6

Taking some beautiful erotic pictures of George.
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“The Bizarro Jerry”/“The Little Kicks”
Episode 3-4

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“The Foundation”/“The Soul Mate”
Episode 1-2

The eight season begins. It’s still funny, but a little rocky.
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“The Serenity Now”/“The Blood”
Episode 3-4

Frank has a memorable new catchphrase.
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“The Butter Shave”/“The Voice”
Episode 1-2

Season nine is upon us, and the tone is still heightened, but less muddled.
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The English Patient / Cold Mountain
Are Anthony Minghella’s romantic epics middlebrow Oscar bait or the second coming of David Lean?
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Louis C.K.’s triumphant return to Parks And Recreation
Louis C.K.’s triumphant return to Parks And Recreation. Also: Fear and loathing (and Idol) in Las Vegas, and Delocated gets the “midnight munchingtons.”
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Bruce Greenwood
The veteran actor won’t dish on Mickey Rourke or Wesley Snipes, but found Madonna delightful.
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Everybody Loves Raymond
A new feature takes a look at some of television’s most enduring shows to see what made them tick. First up: Ray Romano and the last great traditional sitcom.
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Oh hey, Up All Night—we almost forgot you were over there
Oh hey, Up All Night—we almost forgot you were over there. Also: A supersized 30 Rock, partying French aristocrats, and the undeniable allure of… El Talismán.
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R.I.P. Ian Abercrombie, Seinfeld's Mr. Pitt
The Associated Press is reporting the death of Ian Abercrombie, the veteran British actor best known to American audiences for playing the demanding Mr.
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The Parks & Recreation gang goes bowling and hopefully not alone
An all new Parks & Rec centers on bowling somehow, and we couldn't be more excited. Also: Archer, two new 30 Rocks, fat chefs, and Seinfeldvision in more ways than one.
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Archer is back, and he's brought Burt Reynolds to entertain you
Archer's back, and that means we're headed right into the danger zone. Also: Zack Handlen moves on to Deep Space 9, Unsupervised debuts, and Tracy Jordan says awful things.
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Best show, best episode
We’ve discussed the worst episodes of our favorite shows. But what about the best episodes, the ones that exemplify everything that makes our favorites great?
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30 Rock is back, and all is well
After being away since last May, 30 Rock returns triumphantly this evening for another season of Liz and Jack. Also: More NBC comedy, Rob Schneider, and the West Memphis Three.
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It's time for Project Runway All Stars to inevitably disappoint us
Here comes Project Runway All Stars, complete with none of our Runway favorites and sure to disappoint! Also: Vampire Diaries and Secret Circle are back! Monsters!
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Zack Handlen comes to the end of his Star Trek: The Next Generation voyage
It's time for Zack Handlen's not-all-that-long-but-it-probably-felt-like-it Star Trek: The Next Generation voyage to come to an end. Also: Finales for The X Factor and The League.
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Best Christmas music
We’re following up our “worst Christmas music” staff and reader question with a chance to praise the songs that get it right.
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It's Always Sunny ends another season with a finale that feels more like a series finale, even if it isn't
It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia ends another season, with part two of the big high school reunion episode. Also: Practical jokes, the widow of Aaron Spelling, and holiday depression. Fun!
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Nice places to visit: How some dramas remain compelling while falling short of greatness
What is a hang-out drama and why are they often compelling and frustrating at the same time?
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Community offers up some holly-jolliness; see you again in Unspecified Return Date, 2012!
Community Community Community Community Community Community Community Community Community Community Community Community. Also: Community and golf.
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Celebrate the gift of a new Parks And Rec before Santa takes TV away for a month
Celebrate Parks And Recreation before Santa takes it away for a whole month. Also: More new comedy, the end of Star Trek: TNG, and ESPN's weird West Virginia obsession.
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Phil Morris
The versatile actor talks about a career that includes everything from Seinfeld’s Jackie Chiles to Smallville’s Martian Manhunter.
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“You either have a wedding or you burn something down”: 24-plus TV episodes featuring ratings-grabbing stunts
The A.V. Club’s weekly list
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All must bow before The Big Bang Theory and its tales of comical romance!
The Big Bang Theory takes a potentially big step forward. Or doesn't. It's impossible to know, really. Also, new NBC comedies, Wesley Crusher, and some movie about an explosive boat.
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The Burger’s Priest’s Tower Of Babel
Our hunt to make ourselves feel bad with rotten food continues, as we delve into the heartiest depths of Burger’s Priest’s notorious secret menu.
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TV Club Classic formally invites you to its neighborhood bar for drinks and conversation
Today, we begin a new feature designed to bring you more into the TV Club Classic conversation, as we'll be learning all of your names. Also: Sheldon Cooper fears birds.
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Will this be the season Burn Notice gets its verve back?
USA's Burn Notice returns and hopes to return to its one-time glory. Also: Almost everything we cover on Thursdays is new, and have we got a soccer game for you!
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Merrill Markoe
The novelist, comedy writer, and TV pioneer talks about her latest book and a career that stretches from Late Night to the new essay collection Cool, Calm & Contentious.
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TV Club Classic announces winter schedule, plans to become place where everybody knows your name
The fall TV season has finally died down, with only a couple of new series still to debut next month, so that means it's time for us to fill our days with TV Club Classic, that fun feature where we pretend that it's perpetually 2003 and the tears we're cr...
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