Survivor (Classic)

Sometimes one episode doesn’t cut it, and you have to watch the whole season in a sitting.

L. Ron Hubbard's book is the mother of all science-fiction candy bars. 

A show really about nothing? 

What's on tonight? Nothing's on tonight, that's what. Okay, well, Pee-Wee Herman's on Top Chef, and American Idol's going to Oregon, and also, PBS is cutting open sharks. But that's it.

Kiefer Sutherland and Tim Kring (shudder) return to television with Touch, about people who are connected and blah, blah, blah. Also: Nothing! It's all reruns tonight!

It's time for American Idol to come back and dominate the land, and it will demand sacrifices from all of the other networks. Also: Comedy! Fried things! Royal Pains!

Our Modern Family coverage calls in a relief reviewer, just in time for the show to get egg all over its face. Also: More comedy, Restaurant Wars, and Brad Pitt's hands.

Every week, we cover The Middle, and every week, you ignore us. Well, no more! Also: More ABC comedies, the return of Revenge, and the sad tale of the Orange Bowl.

It seems like just yesterday we met a bunch of crazy kids and Jessica Lange and called it an American Horror Story. And now it's all over! Also: More finales! Bieber fever! Santa!

The Sucklord may be gone, but we think you'll laugh at our Work Of Art reviews anyway. Also: Vivien Harmon gives birth, the Heisman is given away, and new Kubrick debuts.

We didn't think we'd end up liking Revenge this much either, but we did, so here we are. Also: State Of Play makes its American debut, Christmas episodes of comedies, and strong toddlers.

William Shatner pops up on Psych tonight, and we can just about guess how many Star Trek jokes there will be. Also: The pope is on American Horror Story!(!!!!!)

We've seen tonight's Suburgatory, and we thought it was funny. Maybe you will, too? Also, a surprising amount of stuff is on, what with it being the night before Thanksgiving and all.

It's the end of the 15th season of South Park, and it's featured some of the show's best episodes. Also: ABC's all new, The X Factor's still on, and we yell "KHAAAAANNN!"

Last week's Survivor has set the table for something awesome this week, unless what happens is boring. Also, country music, ditzy blondes, and whatever American Horror Story's up to.

Good news, everyone! Top Chef is back, and it's found 29 people to force to travel to Texas to cook for us! Also: Comedies galore, women's volleyball, and Steve Jobs.