Ultimate Spider-Man

wo new series take vastly different approaches introducing fledgling superheroes.

After approximately 17 million advertisements for it, Fox reveals that The Following is actually just another stupid TV show. Also: The sport of hockey exists!

Celebrate Walter White’s 51st birthday—he probably doesn’t have many of those left. Also: The Great Vampire War begins and Nancy Botwin tries to forge ahead with pot.  

With all eyes on London, Inspector Lewis helps other parts of England get some attention. Also: Walter White shares secrets and bugs battle in the Marvel Universe. 

Celebrate the return of classic Simpsons reviews by declaring yourself the lizard queen (or king). Also: Diversify with Walt and Jesse, take a big whiff of Bon Temps.

We’ve got work to do—watching the Breaking Bad première, specifically. Also: Premières that are not Breaking Bad, but do have Timothy Hutton and Sigourney Weaver.

Rev. ends its first season in a state of crisis (of faith). Also: Booting in Bon Temps and breaking up with Dethklok. 

Does Weeds have the guts to do what most assume Weeds no longer has the guts to do? Also: Visits from old friends Matt LeBlanc and Mr. Hankey.

Aaron Sorkin has an opinion about the state of TV journalism. Also: Monorail. Monorail. Monorail.

This Father’s Day, salute Noah Wyle as the father of a brave, new post-alien-invasion world. Also:Oh, that’s who killed Rosie Larsen, and other season-finale reveals.

Family Guy still has plenty of ideas—like doing a sequel to an episode based on viewer-submitted story pitches. Also: Lady Gaga, Beefsquatch, and Harry Crane sightings.