Twin Cities no longer the gayest, says mag that thinks you’re gay if you have a WNBA team
The Twin Cities come in 7th place
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Last year, The Advocate, a gay magazine that people only talk about in January when it decides what the gayest cities in America are, named the Twin Cities the gayest of all. Then came lampooning from Comedy Central’s The Daily Show, which compared Target-shopping Minneapolitans to leather-wearing San Franciscans, and there were many great chortles throughout the land. The Advocate list is infamously stupid in that it judges the cities based on categories such as nude yoga and WNBA teams, surely important factors in determining gayness and not reinforcing stereotypes. Last year’s list included big gay cities such as New York, Chicago, and LA—but not this year! This year it’s just the little gays.
After tabulating the votes in a highly scientific process known as “counting,” The Advocates has decided that the gayest little gay in America is Salt Lake City. Surely this decision has nothing to do with the fact that choosing the land of Mormonism is a political move, and it has everything to do with nude yoga bars and Mr. Leather competitions. Well done, Salt Lake City. You’ve topped us.
