Cookie_Monster
- Joined: April 28, 2010
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Me entertain, teach, and provide cautionary example for preschoolers since 1969. Me live in Muppet-American enclave in Queens, NY. Me enjoy eating COOOOOOOKIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Sesame Street to add a Muppet whose parent is in jail
Me not work blue. Also, better joke would have been to swap in Swedish Chef for Benicio Del Toro.
June 18, 2013 - 4:21 PM
Sesame Street to add a Muppet whose parent is in jail
We just going to use Richard Belzer. Me not think anyone will notice.
June 18, 2013 - 4:20 PM
Sesame Street to add a Muppet whose parent is in jail
Me would never do that! We monsters have code!
June 18, 2013 - 4:17 PM
Sesame Street to add a Muppet whose parent is in jail
Me was framed!!!
June 18, 2013 - 4:16 PM
Get Self-Involved, Internet: James Franco seeks $500,000 to fund James Franco films based on James Franco's book
There some sort of legal reason why Kickstarter not able to pay dividends back to investors. But Congress was talking about changing laws so that can happen.
June 18, 2013 - 3:05 PM
Prometheus 2 has a new, less Damon Lindelof-y writer.
Dammit, me meant to say geology! That was whole joke! And me screw it up!
June 18, 2013 - 3:04 PM