CraftyJack

Comments (85)

• The Colbert Disconnect

  Oh my god ZMF is a fucking Turing test.

  June 16, 2009 - 9:45 PM

• The Colbert Disconnect

  So we're all aware that ZMF is the Onion's parody of a troll, right?

  June 16, 2009 - 9:22 PM

• Kettle Chips Challenge: “make your own flavor” kit

  Yeah ok ZMF was funny with all that Panera shit but when you need someone to explicate some 19th century French poetry just take a guess who you'll be crawling to.

  June 9, 2009 - 11:36 AM

• Kettle Chips Challenge: “make your own flavor” kit

  ZMF gets uncomfortable with words that are longer than his cock. But you know I guess I shouldn't have picked a fight with you on the Kettle Chips page because we all know how excited you get about snacks.

  June 9, 2009 - 8:42 AM

• Kettle Chips Challenge: “make your own flavor” kit

  That's right, if you're gonna be illiterate at least be proud of it. By the way, the gross majority the Shield's viewing audience only watch because seeing a fat bald white guy heading to the ghetto to ...

  June 9, 2009 - 8:11 AM

• Kettle Chips Challenge: “make your own flavor” kit

  What I'm saying: Blood Meridian makes your favorite movies look like the the infantile wish-fulfillment fantasies of America's collective body of impotent reactionaries (which they are).

  June 9, 2009 - 7:54 AM