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Session 9 turns an abandoned asylum and digital video’s limits into assets
It may take beer or it may take wine, Frank, but crack the right bottle and you'll (puts on sunglasses) Love Session Number Nine.
Feb. 27, 2013 - 11:14 AM
Chris Brown generously just gave humankind another reason to hate him
Putting together a hit song is easy, Frank, (puts on sunglasses) once you get the beat down.YEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
Feb. 15, 2012 - 2:38 PM
Treme actor found dead in the Mississippi River
Frank, the loose ends in the story require the writers to either clean everything up after Showers (puts on sunglasses) or take a bath on it.YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!
Aug. 25, 2011 - 12:14 PM
Steven Spielberg forced to attend Comic-Con to defend The Adventures Of Tintin
As long as he's out facing his fans, Frank, no one can question the heart (puts on sunglasses) of this Tin man.
July 14, 2011 - 2:57 PM
Next up for The Office: Even more babies
At this point, Frank, even the most ardent viewer has to be ready (puts on sunglasses) ...for a pregnant pause.
July 14, 2011 - 2:53 PM
Webby Awards recognize a lot of cool and famous people, as well as The A.V. Club and The Onion
The commenters who don't win will keep waiting to be recognized, Frank, no matter how many (puts on sunglasses) dais go by.
April 12, 2011 - 12:40 PM
The CSI Miami game
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