david caruso

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• Treme actor found dead in the Mississippi River

  Frank, the loose ends in the story require the writers to either clean everything up after Showers (puts on sunglasses) or take a bath on it.YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!

  Aug. 25, 2011 - 12:14 PM

• Steven Spielberg forced to attend Comic-Con to defend The Adventures Of Tintin

  As long as he's out facing his fans, Frank, no one can question the heart (puts on sunglasses) of this Tin man. YEEEEEAAAAHHHHH!!!!!

  July 14, 2011 - 2:57 PM

• Next up for The Office: Even more babies

  At this point, Frank, even the most ardent viewer has to be ready (puts on sunglasses) ...for a pregnant pause. YEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!

  July 14, 2011 - 2:53 PM

• Webby Awards recognize a lot of cool and famous people, as well as The A.V. Club and The Onion

  The commenters who don't win will keep waiting to be recognized, Frank, no matter how many (puts on sunglasses) dais go by. YEEEEEEEAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!

  April 12, 2011 - 12:40 PM

• MTV creating reality series based on maybe/maybe-not documentary Catfish

  Frank, the issue of false Avatars is too scandalous (puts on sunglasses) to Na'vigate. YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!

  April 1, 2011 - 2:31 PM

• D.J. Caruso explains why he bailed on Y:  The Last Man movie

  Just when it seemed like he was in deep, Frank, (puts on sunglasses) last night D.J. waived Y's strife. YEEEEAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!

  Nov. 24, 2010 - 2:15 PM