Shucks. No Results. Think we should've found something?
Billy Crystal supplies the dad jokes in Parental Guidance’s mind-numbing commentary
Tom Everett Scott, I nearly forgot about that guy. Remember that very brief period in the mid 90's when he was being touted as a "young Tom Hanks" or something like that?
April 29, 2013 - 2:07 PM
Roger Ebert forced to slow down his workload to deal with cancer
I'm so used to ironic headlines that my mental voice read "Roger Ebert forced to slow down his workload to deal with cancer" ironically, even though I knew it was a straight headline.
April 3, 2013 - 10:40 AM
Stanley Kubrick's assistant on The Shining says Room 237 theories are "pure gibberish" for the moon Nazis still watching him
It's a downhill skiing Minotaur.
March 31, 2013 - 6:12 PM
No training, no medical license, no problem!: 20 scenes where civilians perform surgery
And vodka-as-sterilizer product placement.
March 25, 2013 - 1:19 AM
Do black market surgeons count as civilians? I've always been fond of Peter Stormare's demented, unsanitary black market ex-plastic surgeon who swaps out Tom Cruise's eyes in Minority Report.
March 25, 2013 - 1:16 AM
My Year Of Flops Case File #72 Free Money
I love revisiting this article. I worked at Hollywood Video during the tail end of the VHS era and this article perfectly encapsulates the bizarre DTV titles of the "VHS ghetto" one would find.
Oct. 5, 2012 - 6:08 PM
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