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New feature: Kitty Pryde assembles a mixtape about high school
The turntabilist crew The X-Ecutioners were formerly the X-Men.
July 31, 2012 - 12:55 PM
Mass Effect 3
"Fustian" is a really good word. Didn't have the space or inclination to mention multiplayer because that's not why most people play Mass Effect. With a word count you have to pick your battles
March 21, 2012 - 1:44 AM
I keep missing Moon when it is up on Netflix. But we're talking about a whole different scope of pop sci fi aren't we? As much as I'd love to live in a universe where Moon is ...
March 13, 2012 - 2:41 PM
Shadows Of The Damned
Too much armchair line editing and not enough effusive praise of The Evil Dead II.
June 27, 2011 - 6:19 PM
There's a circular nature to the plot that I found Sisyphean. Gotta play to the end to see what I'm talking about.
June 27, 2011 - 2:09 AM
Nintendo 3DS System
That's exactly what I meant. I just had to pad my review to meet the word count.
March 28, 2011 - 10:07 PM
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