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When an unemployed ice-cream-truck driver whammied Press Your Luck
That is patently untrue, there are always more Time Chasers jokes, you Castleton snob
June 12, 2013 - 4:33 PM
Increasingly unfeeling Internet refuses to buy Girls' Zosia Mamet her musical dreams
dude: Tell that to Zach Braff. It's fine to solicit for this - I mean, sort of degrading, and I'd like to think if I were a decently-known artist I wouldn't resort to this - but the market said ...
May 31, 2013 - 3:11 PM
Die Hard 2 loses the soul of the original, but succeeds as dumb fun
I saw them in the order 3 - 1 - 2, and I think all of them older than 18 too - the problem with 2 is the shoehorning in of Atherton's character. He's already sort of distracting and silly in ...
May 31, 2013 - 1:22 PM
But I think that's part of the issue - the economics for most art is shitty. So if you've got enough visibility to crowdsource funding for it, why put up your own dime?
May 31, 2013 - 10:35 AM
National Spelling Bee
The Spelling Bee's spiced up sentences are good - one year, before he was a household name among political pundits, they had one referencing Nate Silver's Burrito Bracket blog (seriously, Nate Silver's pet project before 538 was determining ...
May 31, 2013 - 10:01 AM
There are almost no words of English-only origin, so all English words are from another language. We tend to standardize the spellings of loanwords. Whatever the case, this kid is working out of the same dictionary that the spelling people ...
May 31, 2013 - 9:45 AM
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