Melted Kojak
- Joined: July 31, 2011
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Bio
I know who ate all the macaroni. Former Little Rascal. Banned from the Denny's near Exit 15. I remember all wars (Veteran, N. Korean Army). Smells like mentholyptus. Wears prescription socks. Crooked wang. Only two pregnancy scares this year.
Favorite Music
Everything is wonderful and microscopes are fun.
Favorite Games
True American, Feely Cup
Comments (2144)
“Advanced Introduction To Finality”
The world needs more English Memorial.
May 18, 2013 - 1:53 AM
“Advanced Introduction To Finality”
I'm here! I'm drunk! We don't want any more bears!!
May 18, 2013 - 12:44 AM
“Advanced Introduction To Finality”
She asked Jim and Pam a question at the panel. I probably wouldn't have immediately recognized her, but I caught her name in the credits with the rest of the cast so I kept an eye out.
May 17, 2013 - 10:52 AM
“Advanced Introduction To Finality”
You really have a choice. You either can have candles and horses and be a little kinder to each other, or let someone suffer immeasurably just so you can leave a mean comment on YouTube while you're taking a ...
May 17, 2013 - 1:06 AM
“Advanced Introduction To Finality”
He's right about one thing though; it is indeed "an album of sparking paradox". Because whenever I don't have a lighter or I've run out of matches, I rub two paradoxes together and BOOM, FIRE.
May 17, 2013 - 12:17 AM
“Advanced Introduction To Finality”
I can't, in good conscience, forgive an abuser of alcohol who occasionally misuses words. *looks in mirror, cries*
May 17, 2013 - 12:11 AM