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Rules Of Engagement — “100th”
Pretend Time was pretty ok I thought
May 21, 2013 - 6:16 PM
Bid on newly hand-annotated first editions of books by J.K. Rowling, Yann Martel, and Nick Hornsby
haha so the weird rules for quiddich were invented to troll sports people. i am not 1000% more on board with j.k. rowling
May 21, 2013 - 5:51 PM
A quiet scene from The Matrix demonstrates how to make exposition compelling
Magnolia, Three Kings, Bringing Out the Dead, Topsy Turvy, Eyes Wide Shut- there were a crazy number of really interesting movies from major auteurs that year
May 20, 2013 - 5:39 PM
A pint glass nicked from Forks, Washington, a.k.a. “Twilight, U.S.A.”
Vamps, vamps will tear us apart, again
May 20, 2013 - 11:39 AM
proof positive that twilight is destroying our nation's morality
May 20, 2013 - 11:25 AM
I always took it as delight in the sound of one's own voice, as Smith was an egomaniac even while still part of the Matrix. The Oracle is supposed to be a machine too, and her speech patterns are ...
May 20, 2013 - 11:20 AM
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