Throughout history, the word of God has been spread in many ways, but perhaps none has been as effective as the omnipresent ventriloquist dummy. Looking for lame jokes and a puppetmaster who makes no effort to keep his mouth shut? Look no further, then ask yourself: What kind of a god would allow this to happen? It's part of Religion Awareness Week. Tomorrow: Christian clowns.
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